Why won't you let me die

Yargh, I am home.

Good, you’re half way

Yaar, already rethought my life. Not sure what else to do thar', matey.

Is it September 19 already?

Yargh, no, it's March 21st, mate.

Waw

Noooooooooo

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

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Don't kys. That's what I'm supposed to do.

No, me.

No, ME.

Yaar, I give up, both of us, matey.

Me generally appearing: Hi.
Me inside to myself: DiE mUtHaFuKa!!!!!!!

Yargh, same, my sides are with me and I'm jus' dead inside.

Yes, I've discovered one of my sides is trying to kill the others, then me.

Yargh, jus' like Whiplash. Which one is it, lad?

Namiki, actually.

Yaar, not a big surprise.

Si, I feel bad for D.J. He's one of the only mortals I have, and he's already taken a BeAtInG from her. BUT he's savage with glocks tho, so he can defend himself.

Yaar.

I really like that kid though. He'S mAh BoI

Yaar, Whiplash is mine, but he's a lot less active anymore and he hasn't tried hurting my other sides, surprisingly.

Yeah, I- WAIT ONE F**KING SECOND

Hm, lad?

IS HE BAK

Yar, as a spirit.

Oh. LiKe SoLo

Yaar, but Whiplash kind of has his own form, ye see, while Solo can only speak through yar Taboo.

Yar.

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