when i came from work today

drink NOW

Hello! It’s me from the future! And I’m here to set your birth certificate on fire, then bleach your bones with a side of chloroform, and then i’ll make a participation trophy for you being the most aborted 9-year old!

Hello, it’s me from the far future! And I’m here to set your birth certificate on fire, then bleach your bones with a side of chloroform, and then I’ll make a participation trophy for you being the most aborted 9-year old! Now with style!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. bleach is gross ugly noob

"a-waa weema wawa"
This sound like you? This definitely sounds like you being a complete bitch about everything

Drink now

no u

Lemme state the facts:

1) You're the entire circus
2) You use overused comebacks which makes you more than the circus itself
3) You're a complete nuisance to nature