Beauty Comes in All Sizes

Is that Bernadette Peters? Always loved her.

I don't think so. I loved her in The Jerk. (Sigh)

An apple martini a day keeps the redheads coming my way. Thank you I needed that, Nopa, O Master of the Funny Meme

I’ve never had an apple martini (gin and vermouth?). I’m not keen on gin lol.

I should have used Sean lol.

Green Apple Martini
INGREDIENTS
1 oz. (30ml) Green Apple Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Sour Apple Pucker
1 oz. (30ml) Apple Juice
2 oz. (60ml) Sour Apple Mix
Green Sugar

"Shaken not Sirred." -James Bond, Agent 007

I’m assuming that’s a typo but if not that’s a good pun because he is Sir Sean Connery, knighted (in 2000 I think).

Ha! I wish I were that clever, my friend. LOL

Looks good. Couple ingredients there I’ve never heard of lol.
I’m not much of a mixologist but maybe I‘ll give it a go in a bar.
The places we go aren’t the best at specialty drinks. My wife was into Cosmopolitans and the one she ordered didn’t even have the same colour let alone taste of what it should have been.

I would suggest... if you're into martinis, apple vodka and apple juice and a drop of apple pucker with splenda instead of green sugar (whatever that is) with a slice of apple.