What? I do! Don't judge!

My middle school was like ice is a weapon

Sure, icicles, as they can be very sharp... but... HMM

Everyone was like the drink sparkling ice is a weapon

Well actually I’m allergic to ice sparkling water so it kind of is a weapon

Ice is a weapon to me

I’m weak to ice

I carry Chik-Fil-A's honey roasted barbecue in my pockets, so I ain't've'nd judging

I now also carry a little tub of butter in my pocket as well, along with a Vampire Cross.

nice

Yeah.

those tubs of butter are tasty, the ones that have no dents are witchcraft tho

I know, mine already has a dent. When I got my butter out and saw the dent, I just went, 'Aww, I crippled my butter!'

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I now also have a packet of sugar and sweetener in my pocket.

nice. I have a tiny kazoo and a worm on a string. I think there might be a couple chips but I don't feel like checking rn

Sadly, yes, the butter.

I also have a kazoo, but it is not tiny, soo...

It either came from a bowling alley or Cracker Barrel

Okay. I just took the packet of sugar and sweetener from a restaurant yesterday without asking cause I have made it a life goal of mine to have edible substances in my pocket.
These are the edible items I have so far required:
A packet of Ketchup
A tiny tub of Butter
A packet of sugar
A packet of sweetener

Welp... I just checked everything and the tiny tub of butter broke. :\

aw man not the butter

but you are part vampire... remember when i was bleeding and you tasted it?

AND YOU'RE AN ATHIEST SO WHY DO YOU HAVE A CROSS?

SEE

YOU ARE PART VAMPIRE, SO WHY DO YOU HAVE A VAMPIRE CROSS?

Oh. My school uses guns. Not all teachers, some...

And we have two cops in the school

An undercover one (I think is one of the English teachers)
And one with a bullet proof vest, fully equipped, with a uniform

When the armed teacher sees a guy wearing a hoodie:

Me, who always wears a hoodie:
*gets nuked*

Haha!

That whiplash

UMMM... HE'S
...
DED

I know ok after I just started to like him

...
Yeah...

Why the f**k

Hm?

Unless you’re a rock, ground, or water type then you’ll be safe from it.

Because tomatoes are plants....get it?

Remember the grass pokemon type..?
(Hehe end me now)

I guess?