My god! I just went down your list of submitted memes. It's so tragic. It's like a chronology of failure. How many times did you get your hopes up, only to have them dashed across the rocks like a frat boy vomiting on the sidewalk? I feel honored to have seen such an epic monument of failure.
Normally, people learn their lesson - but you really stuck with it.
I mean, your Mueller letdown must have been devastating! Did you cry? I bet you cried.