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Bernie gives up his plan

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1,303 views 24 upvotes Made by WiseCracker 5 years ago in politics
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1 up, 5y
Let's not forget that according to Darwin's theory of evolution, every time something is made foolproof, a new fool evolves, which is why we have comrade Bernie and his progressives.
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stifle business by making bezos pay his fair share of taxes, putting money back into the system instead of his dragons hoard
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If you want him to move Amazon out of the country, that would be a great idea.
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you dont think bezos should pay his fair share of taxes?
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I'm not opposed to eliminating some business loopholes. If you think you can pay for socialism with business taxes, you're sadly mistaken. Businesses will leave if you threaten to tax them until they're unprofitable.

Amazon, in particular, paid $2.6 billion in corporate taxes in 2018. The taxes you're crying about are on their sales revenue, which is where the loopholes allowed them to keep the $129 million they would have paid without the loopholes.

So, Amazon didn't pay $0, they paid $2.6 billion - but that doesn't fit the narrative, so you choose to ignore it.

You'd demand $129 million, while losing $2.6 billion when they move their more profitable technology operations out of the country.

Congratulations on your amazing math skills.
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amazon did pay $0 in federal taxes for two years, this year he had to pay 10% less in taxes, proportionally speaking, than middle class workers do
(i would also like to know where you got this amazon paid their taxes thing from i didnt see it when i looked up 'did amazon pay federal taxes')

im not saying amazon should be taxed to high heaven, but i wouldnt care if it was, bezos has so much money it would take generations to deplete it to a middle class amount of money
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Learn something, namely - that you can't rely on news sources that are mouthpieces for Democrats - the news will always be skewed in a light that makes one politician or another your new saviour.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/04/amazon-pays-billions-corporate-taxes/

Sometimes you need to read past the headline - this article in particular has a very misleading headline. It says they paid $0 taxes for 2018 - then halfway through the article it says they paid $2.6 billion

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/02/15/amazon-will-pay-0-in-federal-taxes-this-year.html

Rest assured - If I post numbers of any kind, I have researched the topic.
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i read past the headline for the national review article and it's basically defending a company worth 800 billion dollars not making a profit sometimes, so they average their income out so it lowers their taxes, and being able to spend enough money to get a refund from the tax code
it's ridiculous and in my opinion indefensible
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$2.6 billion

Say it with me TWO POINT SIX BILLION DOLLARS

Then, tell me exactly how that's the same as $0
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2.6 billion is a low amount compared to what they should have paid. regardless of what he did or didnt pay he still cheated and im not going to let him slide
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$11 billion in corporate revenue and 2.6 billion in taxes paid is ~25%

Are you f**king kidding me? Should they pay 50%? 80% 99%?

What incentive is there to run a business if you pay it all in taxes?

I can tell, you've never run a business. It's all risk. If there's no reward, there is no reason to take risks.
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wahh i only have 800 billion dollars if i pay my taxes ill go bankrupt!
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You really are a moron, aren't you. Money in the bank is what was saved after taxes.....it's the 75% kept after taxes are paid!

Do you pay income tax, and then a portion of what's left in your bank account? That's not how it works! That would be double taxation!

NO...well...you're probably a basement dweller who doesn't pay taxes on the allowance you get from mommy....so, I'm wasting my time.
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You're right, and wrong all at the same time, skeptic.

Sure, it's not his program. It's what will have to be done to implement his program, and what will result from his program.

Yeah, not quite the same thing, but that wasn't really the point of the meme, was it?
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This is the pathway to socialism, tried and true.

#1 and #2 have so far been campaign promises.....so, it's more true than you're willing to admit.

#3 is a byproduct of #1 and #2. If businesses are stifled, tax revenue will fall, leading to #4. The only way to deal with massive deficits is to borrow money and.....#5. Printing money causes inflation, which causes prices to go up, leading to #6. As companies lose money selling their products on the open market, they turn to #7 in order to stay afloat.....

I did say this was a plan for a fool.
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You just keep doubling down on ignorance, don't you khao?
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Oh no, I'm hoping Bernie gets the nomination - because the Dems are going ape shit over that prospect, attacking each other. If he gets the nomination - he's the easiest to beat!
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No no no no no.

Do not play with fire...

Consider, seriously... Bernie vs. Trump. Trump passes away (far fetched, but there it is). Bernie beats Pence EASILY... Then it's game over for the USA>

No... Do not play with fire. We need Biden or Fauxcahontas. Easier to beat really because they are pretty useless.
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Well...you're not wrong.
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you misspelled "LICK"
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