Liberal Douche Garofalo

Well, you sure screwed that one up.

You are aware that socialism has long been well defined - right?

here,let me help you:

https://www.economicshelp.org/blog/glossary/different-types-of-socialism/

economies,especially ones that engage globally (like ours) are not monoliths.
we have elements of socialism in our own economy,and they are incredibly popular.
socialism,just like capitalism,has many iterations.

you can look back at our own history to see that even here,in America,we had a socialist party,a communist party,the wobblies,labor etc etc.the political landscape of 100 years ago was not the duopoly we see today.

panskeptic is making a valid point.

Remember back when comedians were funny?