it hasnt happened on here yet, strangely....well, except for my child.

Child?

You wanna be my child?

NO THIS BOI IS M I E N

alright alright-

I am?

Uhhhhh...

I’m now obsessed with that template

I can see that

at least you aren’t being called mommy....unless?

N-no! No! People just....think of me as their mother, like Aki, Maddie, Hazel, Dawn, Shaun....

I don’t know if they’re real kids or kids online...

Half and half....I dont know why, kids just....like me.

Lucky....

Ha, Im not. I hate kids with a f**king passion....but, Im overcompensating for something that happened in my past, so yeah....

*sips cyanide* ack.

Hey, dont do that.

*Laughs in hazbin*

This family is so cute!

I am adopting someone and slickswifty left so I get his place on his family tree

Youre his new alt, arent you?

you're the opposite of me.
I hate teenagers.

Ha, well, I dont love em per se, they just....like me.

Im literally older then you and dad lmao

I'm older than all of you.
I'm 37.

You is a boomer.

Boom.

XD

I'm glad that you're happy.
Let's celebrate with some Parmasean, Cheez's favorite.

I like all cheeses, I don't discriminate

Of course.

How old are you-

I turned 16 in November.

*sips choccy milk* AND?

Be quiet child.

*quiet*
WAIT I'M YOUR DAD

So

*smirks*

Okay...

Ah! Which part? The gay part or the mommy kink part?

I HAVENT READ ALL OF IT I WAS TALKING ABOUT DICK GOLF-

Oh, dick golf...
Just... be careful about the self-dick sucking part

I read that part already....
and, well, sucking yourself isnt really gay, its self-cest, which is another problem entirely.

But why would you do that if someone can do it for you?

Because it's hot~

How?

Dunno, might have a kink?

I Like it when girls piss in my mouth.
That's. Hot.

God-

Theres somehting wrong with you I swear-

What?
We all have our kinks.
What's better is when they shit in my mouth

Umm, trooper 07???

Yeah

God please no you're giving me Euphoria flashbacks-

What's Euphoria?

It's a cursed work of man.

OH GOD NO NOW I'M THINKING OF MAGGOT BAITS-

Oh.

What???

What-

What-

WHAT THE?

*sips tea*

ALSO what is up with you and Borderline saying that you wanna kiss each other on the cheek?
I already dropped the other thing you guys did, but you guys are doing it again?
I am so confused.

N-no...
Kissing your sibling's cheek isn't incest, it's a normal sibling thing!
You probably read the thread wrong, try the new "Oldest First" feature (The one *I* suggested!)

Borderline_Psychotic
Otouto, you said it would be our secret~
GrilledCheez
G-gah! B-but you keep saying a kiss on the tongue will make everything better... W-will it really?
Borderline_Psychotic
*wraps arms around you* As long as you stay with me forever.
GrilledCheez
I will.
Borderline_Psychotic
I'm all yours, I'll do anything.
Grilled Cheez
Anything?
Borderline_Psychotic
Kiss my tongue, make everything better, show me you'll be with me forever~

HOW IS THIS NOT INCEST?

Ah! I already told her that I didn't want to go past being siblings here!

No Alabama has officially lost its meaning.

I DIDN'T KISS HER ANYWHERE BUT THE CHEEK
Well, as our personas anyway

Aaahhh!

I meant on the tongue.

It started out as a joke!

It seemed sincere to me.
Ok, you have to stop joking about this or people won't stop thanking you two are dating.
Wait, do you wanna date each other cause it really seems like it.

It seemed sincere to me.
Ok, you have to stop joking about this or people won't stop thanking you two are dating.
Wait, do you wanna date each other cause it really seems like it.

It's complicated

So you want to be her boyfriend and her brother?

I told you it's complicated

Oof size

Never mind.
Want some beer?

Nah thanks

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*lenny face* Oh, Neesan~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Don’t you dare-

Have you ever heard of the daddy kink?

if you tell me i’ll use your liver as fire fuel.

What if I reverse it~

So if You don’t tell me I’ll die? Perfect!

No, I meant if I reverse the daddy kink~

(ignore me)
the mommy kink

Exactly~

yup

Wh-why are you-

What's wrong?

Why are you moaning Neesan-

Oh, that was just calling you but in a seductive-ish tone

But WHY

I have no idea-
I'm sorry-

Otouto, you said it would be our secret~

You guys are still doing this incest stuff?
I'm only back for a couple of minutes, and this is what I see?

Ha....yeah.
Hey, remember Murder_With_Standards? He um....died.

WHAT the HELL?
I'm sorry...
WHat happened?

Its....its okay.
I...I miss him though.
He got poisoned...

I'm sorry for your loss, and I hope you'll get better.
I only pray that he believed in Jesus.

Thanks.
He did....he did....

He thinks he would go to hell... after his sins...

But I should be the one to go to hell... I killed him... an innocent soul.... it's all because of me... it's because of me he died....

Grilled cheez what

And now i’m like a heartless person (because I am) Due to not being sad about it, just like productiveduck leaving...

I mean we're all gonna die someday so that's not sad it's just......life.
But I didn't want him to go out like that...

You don't understand, Felix.

It'sallmyfaultit'sallmyfaultit'sallmyfaultit'sallmyfault....

what’s...going on now?

I KILLED HIM
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT HE DIED
all my fault...

Who did......now?

You say you killed someone...wh-who?

He died because of me...

I SAID WHO!

Guess the context.

JUST TELL ME ALREADY

He's right up there

SO W HO W A S IT ?! ?!?!

It was Murder_WIth_Standards you f**king idiot!

How would you kill someone from another country?

I'm sorry... I snapped at you... I'm so so sorry....

I snapped a lot today and almost killed myself

Because of me saying something I shouldn't have. He was killed. I led him to the place he was murdered and it was all my fault.

I think he was poisoned.

For real or virtually

No.... don't ever commit suicide... it should be for horrible people like me... not you.

One of my side personalities wanted ememeon to die.

He WAS
Because of me...

at least doge returned

Oh that's good....

But that’s it! only good news is that!

I see...

oh...no..I feel corrupted a bit.... Run. before I accidentaly kill you.

Oh yeah also NAME REVEAL

YOU LITTLE SHI

HA!

you know, I can always get it from your special someone... *Lenny face*

I don't think she knows-

Well, I know her’s now....and ememeon’s.

Neesan's? Even Eme's? She never told me...

Yep. both of ‘em.

That's good... at least she trusts you enough with her name...

I don’t know you’rs, but you probably don’t know mine...

Cheez. It's great to see you, man.
Telling yourself that it's your fault isn't gonna help him.
If he were still alive he would want you to live your life happily.
Wait how is this your fault?

I have to go.

Welp sees ya.
I probably won't be on tommorow just to let you guys know.
Also, what is your relationship with Borderline?

What is?

You just need to read the convo here...

I killed him... I killed Amy... I'm a killer... Get away from me... Please...

Saying something isn't killing someone.

What how?

How did you kill

No, you don't understand. You're blaming yourself for something that's out of your control.

I killed them... I killed them and I hurt lots more... And it's all unintentional... What if I intentionally do it? What if I hurt more people? I'm a monster, Felix!

*Slaps you*
Get it together Cheez! You're a 13-year-old weeaboo who is into weird stuff, not a killer. If you were a killer you would feel happy about it, but you feel bad about which means your not.

G-gah! B-but you keep saying a kiss on the tongue will make everything better... W-will it really?

*wraps arms around you* As long as you stay with me forever.

I will.

Im all yours, I'll do anything.

Anything?

Kiss my tongue, make everything better, show me you'll be with me forever~

*kisses your cheek* W-we can't do anything further than that... or else the others...

This comment section is getting weird

*nuzzles you* Alright...I understand.

Hmmm...

I wish we could be more than this...

No one said we cant.

What do you mean by that?

But we're brother and sister...

*nuzzles* We dont have to tell people about the other part~

I'm starting to think otherwise due to this comment thread...

*blushes* I wish we could just be together... not just in secret...

Wait what?

Oh God is Amy rubbing off on all of us?

Probably yeah-

How is she anyway?

You want to talk to her? Its...hard to explain.

Not sure... maybe?

*shrugs* I need a yes or no answer.

Sure...?

You sound hesitant.

I am

She wont be like she usually is....

Maybe I can help...

Maybe it was a good idea to stay offline.

You're right sonic.

It's complicated

Can you explain EVERYTHING to me?

Well... there's a difference between online personas and real people, all I can tell you is that.

PERSONA!
The wait is Borderline Bisexual?

This is my only comment for today, but i’m probably asexual-aromantic with a pint of bisexuality-maybe.

I really don't get that.

How does that work...?

f*ck it, i’m staying on for a bit

thanks chees

Um, okay

Wait if asexuality is the opposite of bisexuality does that make you straight?

asexuality is no interest in sexual activity
you’re thinking of pansexuality

Okay so
but still it's in the opposite side of the spectrum so
Maybe slightly straight?

Ask my 7 personalities.

If you actually have DID then go get a therapist

Never....

You have to

The only reason why I'm not telling some people to go to a therapist is because they can't afford it. You on the other hand, can perfectly afford one.

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!

You could go to a hotel, you have an iPad, etc. etc.

I didn’t pay for those.....

Ask your parents. You really need it.

i don’t....

Yes, you do.

𝚂 ᴛᴏᴘ!! ! !

I won't. Because you really need it!

No I don’t.

Ｉ　ｎｅｅｄ　ａ　ｍｅｎｔａｌ　ｈｏｓｐｉｔａｌ

Good. You need to talk to your parents about this. As far as I know, they're not abusive to deny you therapy

*Glitches*

Please, Tre. You really need this.

I can handle it....

No, Tre. You need help! Not all things can be handled alone! Heck, even I need support from people!

Just...Let..ME..PROSPER!!!

You won't prosper if you keep suffering!

I won’t be suffering if i’m dead!

Contrary to your belief, you'll suffer even more when you're dead

Just be glad I’m alive.

I am. But what's the use of being alive if all you're going to do is suffer? I can show you the way to true prosperity but you have to be the one to take it!

At least when i’m dead i can’ feel pain!

How do you know that? How do you know that when you're dead you don't feel pain? What if you feel more pain? What if it's eternal pain? That's even worse than the situation you are now! Do you know what ghosts are?

Because the nerves are dead so pain is impossible...

Yes, the pain will go away. But that's physical pain. The pain in your soul will never go away.

Huh?

Is borderline bisexual?

No? Why do you ask?

Elite said she was.
Also, I've been thinking.

What? She isn't, FYI. OR at least she isn't most of the time-
What is it?

It WAS a good idea

If you don't need it then why do you always say you want to die?
That's a sign that you NEED it.

You guys are still doing this incest stuff?
I'm only back for a couple of minutes, and this is what I see?