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Anybody can be a farmer

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0 ups, 4y
Bloomberg is EVERYTHING Democrats have accused Trump of being except, unlike Trump, we have Bloomberg expressing it in his own words. An endless number of public addresses demonstrate the depths of his elitist, misogynistic, racist, and homophobic tendencies and yet Democrats who condemned Trump without evidence are rushing to defend Bloomberg despite the mountain of evidence.
0 ups, 4y
Having BILLION$ is no guarantee of intelligence
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0 ups, 4y
Mini-Mike: "Anybody can be a farmer."

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You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
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The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
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The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
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Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
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Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered.
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Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
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The Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
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