IMGflip followers are precious

I agree with you!

Yes

Ah yes. ImgFlip followers, so precious and valuable and not worthless unlike my life....

I am really sorry for your life.

Don't be...

Here's a joke that might cheer both of us up now.
But I'm pretty sure it's pessimistic yet...I can't be positive.

Ok, then

You....don't get?

Sometimes I have problems understanding jokes

I see.

https://imgflip.com/m/Everyones_A_Mod

Same thing with Twitter.

And Facebook

Imgflip followers are like gold

No, they are like Minecraft diamonds

Or minecraft emeralds

Yes, emeralds are sacred.

All hail Emerald City!

All hail the kids story about a murderer teaming up with innocent people to murder again!

All hail that children's story where a girl with a red hood gets eaten by a psychopathic wolf dressed as her grandma!

All hail the day that I found out the story about the gingerbread house and the kids getting eaten was real!

All hail the day where I found out that in the original Pinocchio story, he was hanged!

All hail the day I found out that little mermaid killed the prince and became human!