Change My Mind

too bad your mother didn't agree

She did. she had many abortions. She keeps them in a jar to this day.

right...she has to feed you something

They taste good if marinated properly.

They aren't marinated...she pickled them if they're in a jar.

And then she marinates them...

https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpics.me.me%2Fwhen-you-go-for-a-coat-hanger-abortion-but-couldnt-50192535.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fme.me%2Fi%2Fwhen-you-go-for-a-coat-hanger-abortion-but-couldnt-3cfa8b3c340f4109a5c464239dba6aaa&tbnid=-iw3WXmxn6kqbM&vet=10CAMQxiAoAGoXChMI0LmRntjP5wIVAAAAAB0AAAAAEAc..i&docid=9SpJ4gmIfcjJiM&w=500&h=997&itg=1&q=abortion%20jokes&client=firefox-b-d&ved=0CAMQxiAoAGoXChMI0LmRntjP5wIVAAAAAB0AAAAAEAc

vernitico = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I4h4Wv9qA8

Why do you send me a video of yourself?

vernitico = one-tooth moron

don't forget to brush your tooth

That's obviously a picture of you. Your mom obviously tried to abort you, but somehow you survived, but the damage shows, both physically and mentally.

*****yawn*****

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/933/901/1600/new-baby1.1.jpg