Lol — it’s totally a diet, I’m just being silly in parroting the upbeat language of its promoters
Read all about it here: https://whole30.com/
In a nutshell: The Whole30 diet is basically focused on eating “natural foods.” Lots and lots of veggies and meats. It involves cutting out any and all dairy, processed ingredients, and complex carbs — including added sugar and alcohol — and other common allergens from your diet. And you do this for a “Whole 30” days in order to “reset” your system.
You very quickly discover just how difficult that is to do in America. You can’t have Coke. You can’t have beer. No burgers, sandwiches, or fried anything. No chocolate and basically no desserts. No milk or cheese. No sauces or salad dressings with added sugar or dairy.
With rare exceptions, you basically have to prepare all your meals at home, and you have to invest a *lot* of time and money upfront searching out and buying compliant groceries.
My wife and I are about halfway through our third or fourth time doing this. It’s something else, in terms of commitment, sacrifice, and dedication required to stick to the program. Left to my own devices, I would never attempt something like this, but my wife keeps me on track :)
A different experience every time — the first time, I was absolutely miserable for the first week. I felt exhausted and could barely think straight. I craved all kinds of banned foods. I appreciated viscerally how much my body was reliant on processed sugar to get me through my day.
This last time, though, has been a breeze. I didn’t feel anything adverse switching onto the diet, and now, halfway in, I feel super healthy and energetic. And in conjunction with our new workout routine we implemented over Christmas/New Years’, my waistline has gone way down.
Curiously, I don’t even really get hungry around mealtimes anymore. That’s because my body’s no longer craving a fix of complex carbs.
As I said, it’s a lot of investment and sacrifice. Not for everyone, but it’s totally worth a try. Any questions, feel free to ask!