Just a quick correction.
Conservatives: We need to be able to follow our faith and not materially and creatively participate in faux marriages between same sex couples since, ya know, it's against our faith. We don't mind "baking cakes" for whoever comes along in our store of any chosen lifestyle, but to be force to play an integral role in the heresy, yeah... unconstitutional
Mittens: I hate Trump, so in spite of all the evidence that everyone sees to the contrary, I'm going to be a bedwetter and vote to convict on a fraudulent charge so the liberals will like me.
Conservatives: HOW DARE HE! Oh wait, he isn't really one of us anyway.