1984 had it right, 2+2 does equal 5 if you are a loyal liberal party member

AND NOW DR CATS WILL TEACH US HOW TO THINK LIKE A DEMOCRAT; REPUBLICANS WANT TO INCREASE KITTY LITTER FUNDING BY $300. DEMOCRATS WANT AN INCREASE OF $400. BOTH PARTIES WILL INCREASE FUNDING, BUT IF YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT, CLAIM REPUBLICANS WILL CUT FUNDING BY $100 BECAUSE THEIR INCREASE IS LESS THAN YOUR INCREASE