I swear, this is what happened at my school this year

Todd is a made-up alien who was created by my classmate, Stephen. Stephen pretends to be Todd, and he said that during Christmas break, Todd was eaten by a Demigorgon.

My friend Andrew made up Abba AND Bubbi, and they are both supposed to be three years old. Abba is taken off of a song in a psalm book called Abba! Father, and Bubbi was taken off of the nickname that Manny gave Greg in Diary of a Wimpy Kid. First thing you need to know about Abba, he likes anything fuzzy. First thing you need to know about Bubbi, if you do something he doesn't like, he'll "pinch you until your blood comes out!" Abba was run over by an Oreo truck, and Bubbi was hit by a derailed train.

And a trimester is one third of the school year.

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What the fûck

this is legendary

What’s a trimester