He's right. I need to get real friends. but yeah today 2/5/2020 is Tyler's 17th birthday! ((DON'T READ THE COMMENT SECTION))

Me: *looks at Ember because I forgot his birthdate*
Ember: *looks at me because he forgot too*
Us: *sits in awkward silence trying to remember Ember's birthday*

I just remember Tyler's birthday because it's I thing I usually do. and this is the first time I publicly celebrated it.
during my time on imglfip we passed over Emilia and Ezra's birthday too, and Tessy's is coming up

You know, it's my brother's birthday today

wow
I did not know that
well tell him a complete strange on the other side of the world said happy birth day

I did.

He is perplexed

Lmao!

You know how people say "laughing my ass off" but they don't actually laugh their asses off they just blow air out of their noses

well I don't have a ass to laugh off.
and I take pride in that

Do you have an ass? Or is it a pancake?

I tasted it and it is definitely an ass
(don't ask)

I meant like is it flat-

oh yeah, definitely
I could lay down no my stomach in the round and you could never tell the difference

What do you mean?

Ohhhhh I get it

Tell him his older sister said happy late birthday.

Okay!

so when is the next TMWL chat base coming?

not sure. like i said earlier.
we just do it whenever

ME: Interesting.
TRE: *Scares the shot out of me* Sooooo I heard ya like thissss?
ME: Please stop
TRE: Annnnd?

I said don't ask. and I meant it.

just because theirs a read line doesn't mean it doesn't exist

So you ate your own ass

no. just a quick taste.
nothing more.

Did it taste good

no, it tasted like shit

So can I ask you a weird question

no, no, your not getting it.
head is something that you do to guys, there's a way to give a girl a handjob trust me, so that doesn't make it gay.
but if you do something that you only give to another guy to yourself, then it's gay becuase you're a guy, if you identify as something else then it's not gay

No no no no no
You can give head to a girl

I guess. that's true.
ok then, it's straight.
but that doesn't mean I'ma do it.

Do it

Plus handjobs with a guy and a girl have different methods

fire away.

So you've tasted your ass but have you tasted your dick

no, i'm not gay.
theirs A fine line between reaching all the way down to taste your ass and reaching not as far down to taste your dick.
it's that extra effort that makes you not gay

But like

You can suck yourself

It ain't gay

If it's yourself

well are you a guy?

Mayhaps

well if your a guy, and you give yourself head, then your gay because you gave a guy head.

But it's yourself

It's also gay since you're sleeping with a guy, taking a bath with a guy, pissing with a guy, and I'm assuming you watched the guy bust a nut once or twice in your life

yeah, but do you have sex with your self?

But you gave a handjob to yourself

no, you allowed your self to thrust your hand up and down you p**is.
there's a difference

So this is only allowing yourself to put your mouth to your p**is and start suckign it while moving up and down

*scared noises* what is this chat!?

I have finished Tyler's birthday Present!

A new Oc... well an old one. in the universe, all my OC's come from (I call it the Maverick Verse) Tyler has a best friend. he's been in multiple plots. helped Tyler defeat Dustin (that's another story) and Killed Paindainth. (also another story)
oh, and he's Tessy BF in this universe
anyway enough Intro sorry he looks so bad. I didn't have a lot of time:

Dex (short for Dexter)
gender: Male
age 16
species: Elf
Powers: he doesn't specialize in many powers, just simple spells. but he does extremely well with most projectiles. Shurikens, Arrows, throwing Knives, hand grenades, snowballs... just to name a few. he has a specially made crossbow that can either fire four arrows at once or rotate and fire one at a time. (comes in handy)
Others: he is Tyler's best friend, Tessy's BF, later become Ezra's enemy (not becuase of Tessy. becuase in the Maverick, Verse Tessy and Dex broke up) and son of the Dentorka (in Ancient Elf it means Leader of the Village)
Crush: Tessy.

I see

This comment section is weird

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