It is true, though. Have you ever had truly good pizza? Something not mass produced and full of preservatives and other butt garbage? I remember eating Pizza Hut in high school. I loved it then. But, I'll tell ya, it does not do wonders for the digestive system once you pass, say, age 30. Then, you eat Pizza Hut and you will be sick for one day. Also, it's just not "real" pizza. Real pizza is made with natural ingredients and has a barely-leavened crust/dough. And the cheese used is of much higher quality than Pizza Hut's. Anyways, to each their own. Go off and eat your Pizza Hut, but eater beware. One day you will realize that it is the butt garbage of all butt garabge, with regard to pizza.