sarcasticmonkey

Well back when I got a console in 2010 as a six-year-old it was a Wii. Probably the best console to get for a young kid like me as it was kid-friendly and not complex. Well, when we got it my dad got a bunch of games with it like Zelda, Wii sports resorts and a lot more. Well, challenging my friend to a game that came in the Wii package (Wii sports) We played tennis. It was a normal game but then we got on to boxing. As a pair of six-year-olds, we didn't know it was virtual. And instead of facing the screen we faced each other... Bam! He punched me. I had a bad temper so I stone-cold him and knocked him out. He was unconscious. So instead of being normal and telling my parents since his parents dropped him off here. I hid him in my room as any normal person would. You know what happened next. I started playing against computers. But then he woke up 8 hours later. Except here is the catch. I told my parents he was missing! So they contacted the police and apologized to the kid's parents but guess what. He woke up and walked out of the room. I was grounded for a year from the Wii and I never met him again

Huh. Crazy.

You were also 6 years old at the time

Yes

Not sure you should've been grounded

Yeah, I deserved a worse punishment, lol

No

Just a few days ago, I was on the bus after a long day of musical rehearsals. I get on the bus and my friend says it's not the normal bus driver. This is my first time on the bus, so I had no idea what to expect. We are then just sitting on the bus for like a half hour while the driver is like talking to her boyfriend or something. Long story short- I'm on the bus for literally two and a half hours and we are stopping a bunch of times in-between for the bus driver to call her boss because she has not idea where we are the whole time. She then kicks me off the bus to the side of the road and I call my mom to pick me up.

I was walking back to my house and then I step on a rusty nail it went all the way thru my shoe to where I could see it coming out of the top of my shoe and all my parents did was take it out and put a band aide on it

I once smashed my toe by sitting on a bench wrong. The bench fell down and on my foot. My toe was bleeding and since my dad is a doctor, and my mom is a well a mom, they didn't bring me to a hospital. But nothing broke. I just smashed it really bad that my toenail fell off. It was gross, but that's my story.

My brother and I were playing catch on our lawn around 11:00 at night,on the day before thanksgiving,when I was 10.This huge white van with tinted windows kept circling our block and it was starting to make me nervous.My brother,who loves to tease me said"I bet it comes after you. "Then threw the ball at me while I was looking at the white van.It circled on more time,and then stopped on our lawn.

We couldn't see the driver,but we could here him yell"Come here sweetie,I got a present for you.My brother and I were really freaking terrified.He grabbed the baseball,and looked like he was gonna nail the driver in the head.The driver got out of the car,and reached into the other seat for something.My brother revved to throw the ball,when we saw it was A FREAKING GIFT BASKET OUR GRANDMA ORDERED.We were freaking ready to start screaming bloody murder,and it was JUST.A.GIFT BASKET.

I Like To Say I've Been Shot,Stabbed Electrocuted,Hit By A Car

Shot: My Mother Shot A BB Gun Which Ricocheted Hit Me In Leg Didn't Hurt Me.
Stabbed: My Mother Was Changing My Cloth Diaper And Accidentally Stabbed Me With The Pin.
Electrocuted: Nobody Told Me It Wasn't Grounded.
Car: We Were Bringing My Dad To The Hospital My Mom Was Driving We Came To The Door and Stopped I Got Out To Help Him In And Walked In Front Of The Car And She Bumped Me A Little.

It's Hilarious Funny Bad Luck😆

At indoor recess because it was cold I said dam my head is a ball magnet me and my friends made jokes about how wrong that sentence was then a few seconds later I got hit in the head with a basketball