I'M WITH YOU, BROTHER, "JAMES" IS A MORE DIGNIFIED NAME FOR A PRESIDENT! I AIN'T SAYIN' CARTER WAS A BAD PRESIDENT, I JUST WISH HE HADN'T CALLED HIMSELF JIMMY! HIS MAMA NAMED HIM JAMES, I'M GONNA CALL HIM JAMES! IT'S A FREE COUNTRY, DAMMIT, AND IF THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO CALL HIMSELF JIMMY, THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD CALL HIM!