Monika t-posing on Sans

I am not sane at all

I tried once... didn't work out so well

How is that doable?

Idk, ya just swallow it. I do it with gum too.

You mentioned gum, that reminds me of a story

Go on

I was chewing on a piece of gum and accidentally swallowed it. The panic caused me to regurgitate it, so yay

Heh

It was so sudden

Everybody stares at me as the gum shot outta my mouth

Pff

"Aaron wtf?!"
"You okay dude?!"
"*golf clap*"
"Good job"
"No one cares"
"Congratulations, you're alive"

Makes sense