Personally I finger gun people at times. Or just do the 'Yandere Simulator evil girl grin' pose. When I talk, I mix languages...

Throw a salute to the people I work with.
Old habits die hard.

Ah...It's also been a while since I last saw ya around.

I don't recognize your name, have you changed it any time recently?

I originally was Blaze_the_Blaziken.

Aye, you play Yandere Simulator, too? Noice! The only thing is that it keeps crashing on my computer.

*me, who plays Yandere sim on my PS Vita* Have you considered all the options?

?
I could never even make it through the first day due to it crashing... once I made it to the second, but then it crashed right away anyway.

Really? Wow...I dont really now how to fix that, becuase its not right in front of me....hm....

Yeah, I think it's just because of my computer.

Thats a shame....oof. I dont have a computer, so I play it on my Vita...it gets sorta wonky and lags really bad sometimes, but well...you know.

Yeah, and it's not on Switch or 3DS, so I can't play it on those.

Oh, its not on Vita either...I got it like how you would get it on a laptop/computer, but I modded my PS Vita to 'force support' it.

Ah, I'm not tech savvy, as I only started using my computer last year.

Me: What were we talking about?
You: Yeah.

We were talking about...
Ummm...
Conversation Starter: If you mix together milk and water, would it be considered a dairy or just water????
(my friends and I are actually trying to figure this out)

I know how to code and do all that, so its really easy for me....I can even get home-brew and all that stuff. Its pretty cool, if I knew you IRL, I would totally fix your computer so it could support yan sim.

Cool, and in school, all the students were complaining about coding class, so we actually stopped doing that.

*is trying to act normal*

Um.....I would call that disgusting, but um...it would be dairy, becuase the milk is still apart of it, since matter is neither created or destroyed, it just mixes/transforms.....you know?

Thats just a huge mood-
I mean, majority vote DOES win...
*looks at professor Mishima*
Uh...what were we talking about?

Yeah.

Reminds me of the time I failed a shiny gmax hatterene...

I know how you feel.
I remember when I was younger I got a shiny dialga, but I thought the game broke so i restarted it.

Ouch........

You ok?
You kinda scared me after you logged off after our conversation.

Aye, good enough. Thanks for asking.

Ok good.
It seems like there a lot of people like that.

It happens that on my laptop but yes.

Is Lucario a furry?
(I don't mean Elite_Lucario)

No. Their just an anamorphic Pokemon. Like Blaziken. I think...

I usually just do a thumbs up

Alright

salute and the middle finger

Many of us use the middle finger. I do have my own signature salute that forms a lightning bolt in the air.

cool

It is actually. But not as cool as the 'double bone claw' which it's hard to explain what it is but I can only do this with my right hand.

I just stick up the middle finger.
I did it to this girl, and she said "When?".

Nani?!

Sorry I can't speak hentai.
What does that mean?

'-'
It mean what

She was "one of those girls".

Ah...
*whispers*
I have no clue what that means

*takes glasses off*
She's the type to throw yourself at you.

Ah. So... Like my rival Demi type?

I have no idea what that means.

Exactly what ya just explained. Only she throws herself on you and then ditches ya for another guy.

Oh.
Yea.
Unfortunately......

Aye...Well that's my rival, Demi, for ya

Why is she your rival?

A guy in my school. That's all I can say

Did you do it?

Why? Cause if she be trying to steal MY senpai, then...well....ya get the idea.

Nope.
I'm not gonna have sex until i'm married.

Ohoho!
*pulls out knife*
You're gonna need this

I've never taught anyone....

I taught my little brother to pick cotton.

Then how do you know you're bad?

If you haven't tried, you're not good, nor bad!
Sjcrodeingers Cat!

*sighs*My instincts tell me

*puts hand on shoulder* But we don't know if we haven't tried!

Tell you what?

My instincts are never wrong!

What if they are?

But what if they are?

*growls*

*Raises eyebrows up and down repeatedly*

*smiles and headpats*

*purrs while still kinda looking annoyed*

I know I do. But. I fight hand to hand, kill with my own knife with leather gloves.

Who is your senpai?

Oh wow we got a professional

Ach aye. I self-trained myself karate too.

Cool!

I can teach ya. Buuuut....

Buuuut?

But...I'm a bad teacher...

Aw, you can't be that bad!

"When"?

In 8th grade.

No I meant like
"When" as in is she asking when to fight or...

No she asked me when i could "do the deed' with her.

That was my second guess