Calm your horses!
I have dyslexia too.. and I find this funny... Plus, I am legally blind!
I LOVE Blind jokes, and Blonde jokes too!
You have a choice in life to cry about your situation, or make the best of it and find the humor in life.
I think you need to get a sense of humor... if you go through life being triggered by everything, you are going to be miserable.
Dyslexia is hard, blindness is hard, sometimes, being a smart blond is hard... but having a sense of humor and focusing on the positive makes them a bit easier.
I challenge you to find the humor in things that normally get you upset. I promise, if you do, you will find true joy.