That is hilarious! What I think is more funny, however, is...if I'm not mistaken...the saying, "grasping at straws" has been misinterpreted and is generally misunderstood by these children. The saying isn't referring to plastic drinking straws in any way. The origin of the saying comes from the idea of a person who is drowning trying desperately to grasp something on shore, only to grasp handfuls of straw or dry grasses, which aren't able to offer enough support to pull themselves out by.
So, to the person who spent the time to actually create that piece of art, I hope it was in jest. And to those contemplating using the template, think twice.