A FIFTY YEAR OLD CAN REMEMBER STORIES TOLD TO THEM; BY THEIR GREAT GRANDPARENTS ABOUT THEIR GREAT GRANDPARENTS TELLING STORIES ABOUT THEIR GREAT GRANDPARENTS. THAT MEANS FIFTY YEAR OLDS HAVE ACCESS TO MEMORIES OF STORIES GOING AS FAR BACK AS THEIR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPARENTS; IF YOU'RE SMART YOU'LL SHOW SOME RESPECT