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IF THERE IS A DOOR TO BE SLAMMED, I’LL SLAM IT. A SCENE TO BE MADE, I’LL MAKE IT. A MISTRESS’S FACE TO BE SLAPPED, I’LL SLAP IT. UNTIL EVERY NOBLE FAMILY IN PARIS AGREES: THEY WOULD RATHER INVITE THE POX INTO THEIR HOME THAN MONDEGO AND HIS DAMNED WIFE. -- DAGMARA DOMINCZYK, MERCEDES; THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO: DELETED SCENE