Patty Hearst Gave Me That Idea. If You Have To Google Patty Hearst You Wouldn't Understand Anyway

IF I EVER KIDNAPPED SOMEONE; I'D FORCE THEM TO EXERCISE; EAT HEALTHY MEALS THREE TIMES A DAY; DRINK MORE WATER; AND STOP SMOKING; RELEASING THEM ONLY AFTER THEY'RE AT THEIR GOAL WEIGHT. THEY'D NEVER CALL THE POLICE BECAUSE "THEY KIDNAPPED ME AND NOW I LOOK AND FEEL FABULOUS" DOESN'T SOUND ALL THAT BAD; PAYMENT WOULDN'T BE RANSOM. IT WOULD BE A FEE