Sph

Sandwiches Per Hour
The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour. SPH provides an effective way to quantitatively asses the dedication, heart, and steadfastness of potential mates. SPH is a rating which each female carries with her for the entirety of her life. Each female should be able to state her SPH at any time upon request. It is necessary to constantly train and thus increase this attribute.