In case your not following developments closely, General Salami is for real. Obviously being a salami doesn't have the same connotations in Iran as it does in many other countries of the world. But even so, know your Salami's
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT NO.328; KNOW YOUR SALAMI'S; THIS IS MAJOR GENERAL SOLEIMANI; AND THIS IS MAJOR GENERAL SALAMI; BOUGHT TO YOU BY THE SALAMI EDUCATION INSTITUTE.