THREE OLD MEN WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEIR HANDS SHOOK; MY HANDS SHAKE SO BAD, THAT WHEN I SHAVED THIS MORNING, I CUT MY FACE. MY HANDS SHAKE SO BAD, THAT WHEN I TRIMMED MY GARDEN YESTERDAY, I SLICED ALL MY FLOWERS. THAT'S NOTHING. MY HANDS SHAKE SO BAD THAT WHEN I TOOK A PISS YESTERDAY, I CAME THREE TIMES!
