WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! I GOT A BLACK EYE AT CHURCH. WHAT DID YOU DO? WELL, I SAW THAT THE LADY IN THE PEW IN FRONT OF ME HAD HER DRESS IN A WEDGIE SO I PULLED IT OUT. AND SHE HIT ME! HOW DID YOU GET THE OTHER BLACK EYE? WELL, I SAW HOW UPSET SHE GOT WHEN I PULLED IT OUT SO I PUSHED IT BACK IN.
