black boy roast

answer me this, Kakarot. which one of us got super saiyan god super saiyan first? which one of us held back Broly at the start?

I got Super Saiyan god Super Saiyan first in the anime. The second question has to do with tactics. I ask you, Vegeta, which one of us took down Freeza on Namek? Which one of us got Super Saiyan first? Which one of our sons took down Cell? Which one of our sons has the most potential? Which one of us managed to get the ultimate mind body separation forms instead of an improvement on a form that wastes as much energy as Super Saiyan god Super Saiyan?

You USED it first kakarot. I UNLOCKED it first. if we're going to bring our sons into this, which one took out the fusion of Zamasu and Black? and I don't see GOHAN running around with super saiyan rage.

and by the way, I'd ask chichi some questions, Gohan already LOOKS like yamcha, but now he's beginning to act like him.

SSJB uses too much power anyways. point is, I'll always surpass you. you may get stronger than me, but I'll always get stronger than you. you admitted defeat in the Buu saga, though you didn't stick to your word, it was something. Also Your son didn't take down Fused Zamasu Grand Zeno did. And technically, Fused Zamasu wasn't taken down completely even then. Also, Trunks doesn't have Super Saiyan Rage, Future Trunks does. The multiverse theory Future Trunks brings up in DBZ and DBS tells us that Future trunks is an entirely different person. Each timeline started out the same, but branched out into it's own thing. Like how you can't pick two flowers that look exactly the same. And if you even DARE bring up the theory that Gohan is Yamchas kid. Yamcha got killed by a damn PLANT. If you think my son acts remotely like Yamacha then you, Vegeta, are delusional.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT KAKAROT. FUTURE TRUNKS STILL HAS VEGETA BLOOD

also, THIS never happened to him

Yamcha was always weak, Gohan prioritized work. as a result, this happened. also, my son held up against Freeza for a while. YAMCHA couldn't last a minute with a plant. also, Vegeta from Future Trunks' timeline is different from you. If he was a Trunks 17 years in the future ( 34 for us )
would have came to their timeline to save everyone, creating a paradox and the trunks would get increasingly older, meaning you're saying in every timeline Trunks is immortal. BTW TF is that in the bottom right hand corner. If your smarter than me you should know how to crop imported images Vegeta.

if what you're saying is true, then technically, the universe we live in is the alternate universe, meaning that in reality, Gohan is dead, and Trunks was the sole defender until his universe was erased. and by the way, I still think you should start asking questions

Also I'll never forget how my friends refuse to refer to Goku as anything other than a furry when he's SSJ4

of course the coolest transformation has to be in the noncanon part of the series

Yeah, I really wish Akira Toriyama was more involved

I'ts a shame people assume it's bad

I mean, it's not GOOD by any means, but it's not BAD. all the concepts were there, just, they could've been done better. Keep kakarot as an adult, and NOT krillin, tien, etc useless, and it's already that much better.

That says nothing about their power levels. just their hair. you're really going to assume they have some sort of connection based on their hairstyles? as for the last one, Yamcha's dead, Gohan isn't. so you're also assuming their connections based on what position they land in? at least Gohan is a relevant character Akira Toriyama hasn't completely pushed away. No, there are other timelines other than the two. but they wont do the same thing the others do ( Divine interference is a whole new concept ). Each Trunks has an independent mind. they all start off to become the same thing, but stuff happens, small or big, which causes changes. kinda like how Bulma liked Gohan in Future Trunks' timeline, but not in ours. My point was that if every trunks went to the past like you suggested ( or rathe the timeline that goes 17 years back ) then there would be infinite timelines. If not, there would be no-ne to go into the last trunks' world.

bro i'm just joking around man, I was lowkey expecting you to bring up how trunks looks like broly

Now that you mention it...

so you cheated on bulma

You need to get a DNA test

I think you should probably tag along

sadly, fans don't consider GT cannon and trash talk SSJ4 and GT when it's actually new and refreshing

also I got BADASS pants

I'm never forgetting the mustache

neither am I, unfortunately

no. chichi cheated with yamcha

I don't care, I only married her because I thought marriage was a food.

I don't think Gohan'll like hearing that, Kakarot. even my father wasn't that heartless.

damn. and I guess I just became more of an asshole dad than a antihero, huh

wtf toriyama.

saiyans are supposed to be like that. we mate, not marry. we aren't affectionate.

are you not the one who got knocked on the head as a baby and became the exact OPPOSITE of what you described? it's like you forgot your own lore

Haven't you noticed the change in my actions. It's no longer I'm fighting to protect earth' it's more like ' I want to fight strong opponents and protecting earth is convenient but there's stronger people who aren't attacking that I want to fight so I'm gonna wreck havoc so I can get a good fight'. This started when I hired Hit to kill me. That's apparently how Akira Toriyama wanted me to be.

so you finally admit it huh? cuz everyone's been thinking it.

our show really just nosedived. at least in GT we got ssj4 instead of this "god ki" nonsense

At least I don't abandon my kids.

At least I don't look like a troll.

At least I don't have an IQ lower than room temperature.

Ooh, took you a good four months to come up with that. Looks like Bulma isn't the only one that thinks you're slow.

at least i'm not as fast as chi-chi says you are

Chichi knows I'm fast, Bulma can barely handle Kaio-Ken x4

My Bulma's too precious for your sorry ass. Everyone's done Chichi.