DURAM

That's an interesting thought. When the Durham report comes out, will those implicated contemplate suicide?

Some people are afraid of going to prison.

Get a job.

Dimbwit be givin' everyones a taste of their medz tanight

Aww, is tubby hungry?

I understand that in your place as a beta gimp you prefer to be instructed when and what to consume, tubbo, but no worries, I won't tell.

Betcha ain't never gonna say that again after tha Dimbster done showed ya tha pain.

Who?

Oh. Yeah, I wondered what that buzzing noise was.

Was the sound of a housefly whirring around the innards of a leftover bottle of spirits AKA Dimberfly teleporting inside his own perpetual ire.

No, that's not it. The houseflies aren't self-ashamed Canadians.

Oh no, careful you don't blow Socialist Dimber's cover as a Trump MAGAt.

The tree society would frown on that, I'm sure.

Its favorite tree is the Douglas Fir.
Nothing beats the sound of one of those babies punctuating "TIMBER!" with its crashing down back to the ground from whence it came.