REALITY 101 FOR BEGINNERS; PRESIDENT TRUMP ASKED UKRAINE TO INVESTIGATE JOE AND CRACKHEAD BIDEN
CRACKHEAD BIDEN WENT ON THE PAYROLL OF BURISMA JUST AFTER DAD BECAME ENVOY
DADDY BIDDEN HAD THE UKRAINIAN PROSECUTOR FIRED THAT WAS INVESTIGATING CRACKHEAD BIDEN
THE UKRAINIANS DID NOT WANT TO INVESTIGATE THEMSELVES AND DADDY BIDEN FOR CORRUPTION
TRUMP WITHHELD AID FOR THREE MONTHS TO MAKE THEM DO THEIR JOB
TRUMP IS BEING IMPEACHED FOR INVESTIGATING IF DADDY BIDDEN COMMITTED BRIBERY ON BEHALF OF CRACKHEAD