THERE'S DICK TATER TRUMP, GLAD VLAD PUTIN, MOSCOW MITCH MCCONNELL, THE PREDATOR WHISPERER GYM JORDAN, DUI GAETZ, SPINELESS LINDSEY GRAHAM, SAVE WILLY BARR AND RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE GULIANI; WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE; LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE BOYS IN THE BAND