Lisa petition meme

no you wont

yes i do. i will not watch JJBA

Why not?

Becuase I don't like how it looks. and the way you describe it makes it seem very bad.

Mate I promise you it may look weird but it is awesome I promise you. It's weird but it's awesome. We both know Naruto can be weird sometimes.

I'm sorry, I just won't watch it. maybe you could give me a break down of everything that happens and I'll pretend to read... I mean, I will read it and tell you what I think

How dare you pretend to read it?

Ok so the series is split up into parts, each part following a different descendant of the Joestar bloodline
Each part and main Jojo has their own unique things and traits
This difference of the parts is what makes Jojo so appealing
If you want, I can give you a breakdown of the parts

yes.

Part 1, Phantom Blood, is set in the far past (I think like Victorian or whatever) and follows Jonathan Joestar, the first Jojo of the series (As you can see, all Jojos get their nickname because of their syllables). He is an English gentleman who's life is intruded by a bad kid named Dio. His dad adopts Dio as he slowly ruins Jonathan's life. Dio eventually uses a stone mask to turn himself into a vampire as he tries to conquer the world. Jonathan learns Hamon (Or Ripple, if you are a pleb) from this guy named Zeppeli as they try to stop him. Jonathan mainly uses pure strength to defeat his enemies.
Part 2, Battle Tendency, is set farther in the future and starts of in the States. It follows the grandson of Jonathan, Joseph Joestar (my personal favorite Jojo). He is funny and quirky and crafty as he outsmarts his enemies and predicts their lines (it's kind of a meme). He is tasked with stopping the Pillarmen, near immortal beings that (I think, I kind of forgot) want to rule the world as well and use humankind as a food source. The three (there are actually four, including Santana, but he is forgotten for the rest of the series) are Wamuu, Esidisi, and Kars. He is joined by a descendant of Zeppeli, Caesar Zeppeli.
Part 3, Stardust Crusaders, is one of the more popular ones and follows the grandson of Joseph, Jotaro Kujo (Or Kujo Jotaro, hence the Jojo). He is a badass big buff boi as he travels to Egypt to save his mother from her Stand, a being that comes from the mental energy of a person or animal (yes, animal. Also, they're basically Personas). He uses his own Stand, Star Platinum to fight DIO (with all caps) and his minions. Joseph also returns as an old man to assist him with this "crusade" against DIO. He is also joined by a few more Stand Users. Jotaro mainly uses impossible solutions and strength to beat the living shit out of his enemies.
Oki, let me continue in another box

Dang cheez

Part 4, Diamond is Unbreakable follows Josuke Higashikata (Yes, his name makes a Jojo too. It's weird kanji stuff okay?), the bastard son of Joseph (bad Joseph >:( ). He lives in the town of Morioh and lives a fairly normal life until it's not. Contrasting the last part, it all takes place in Morioh and the surrounding area. It focuses more on the bizarre aspect of Morioh and it's inhabitants (including it's Stand Users). It starts of without a central plot but ends up becoming a hunt for a serial killer, Kira Yoshikage, who has a fetish for hands (don't ask... okay maybe it's better if you do). Josuke uses his Stand, Crazy Diamond and it's ability to fix and restore things to defeat the enemies he finds along the way. Fun factoid: all the Stands starting from now to the following parts are named after songs, albums, and bands.
Part 5, Golden Wind follows Giorno Giovanna (GioGio, or Jojo if you follow it's Japanese pronounciation), who is the son of DIO (and Jonathan... ask if you want). He has a dream to become a mafia boss so he can stop the mafia from selling drugs (Chaotic Good at its finest). He is the blond guy getting licced in the picture right there (I can explain it if you want). He joins the gang, Passione, and begins protecting and escorting the boss's daughter. He uses his Stand Golden Experience which has the ability to make life from lifeless objects (It also has a variety of cool stuff but it gets forgotten too... classic Araki). He is smart (almost too smart) and cool and popular among the fans. This is the most recent part to be animated.

So that's it for the parts that got anime adaptations, now we can continue to the manga parts. But first, any questions?

I can explain

Well at least your no forcing me, ay? *nervous raven noises*

*Violently smiles
Good Idea

Oh fork no! I still haven't finished watching the first episode of Tokyo Ghoul!

YOU BETTer watch JO- wait what? I thought you watched it already.

Nah.... I got no time...

WELL TOO BAD, you're going to watch JOJO AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT

'-'

WELL TO BAD, you're going to watch JOJO AND YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE IT!

'-' I'll put it on my queue on Crunchyroll.

Good, you better not sip parts 1 and 2, that's a SIN.

I won't. I don't skip episodes.

wtf is going on in here

Do you watch JoJo?

Good! We're making people who don't watch JoJo watch JoJo. And if they refuse WE'LL MAKE THEM!

I think thats illegal........(I THINK SO IM NOT SURE)

Illegal or not they will LIKE it

(-﹏-;)

*readies the Watch-Jojo AK-47*

*turns on the bizarre brainwash helmet

*pulls out the adventuring amulet*

*takes out the stand arrow

*pulls back the jobow*