People are stupid enough to think an indoor cat raised on cat food can suddenly start eating mice and birds when they dump them off in a parking lot somewhere. It's sad because domesticated cats can starve. :*(

-be homeless
-catch stray cat
-dump it there
-free accomodations for 90 days

The Almighty Ememeon is actually scared...

damn right!

Jonathan, I don’t love you anymore.
Felicia, I can change!
...
Felicia?