Mythic Cristmas. happy holiday. (a roleplay)

((Welp... Idk what I missed but... To be honest unlike me, Vik doesn't celebrate Christmas.))

((nothing))
((and it's ok. Tyler and Tessy don't celebrate Christmas either. mainly becuase Santa Kidnapped and enslaved elves but... also they believe in different gods))
((also Christmas isn't about Celebrating, it's about spending time with loved ones and sharing memories and for some people presents))

((Oh....Well Vik doesn't have any loved ones...She's an orphan))

((well, now (in this universe) she has everyone in the Mythic no longer wasteland. btw Luniex, what do we call it now that it's not a wasteland))

((We can call it the mythic grasslands))

((Maybe the Mythic Forest?))

“Okay everyone! It’s gift exchanging time.... maybe.”
Kiran showed up with a huge box.

(Yay it's monday so i'ma start.) {Lightstar trotted with a garland in her mouth, through the snowy pines and beautiful evergreens, feeling pride when she saw them. She sat alittle ways from the fort, waiting for someone.} (Quick question: Should Valiku be in this roleplay, cause unless everyone wants her to stay, she was gonna leave after a while)

((quick answer: I loved Valiku, but that's all up to you.))
Ezra saw Lighstar and Motioned for her to come in. Tessy, Tyler, Senee, and Emilia were there.
in the center of the fort, there was a giant Christmas tree and it glowed with magic. there were orbs floating around. LIghts wizing up and down. and gifts under the tree.
Tessy: Hey Lightstar! don't feel bad about the presents. me and Tyler didn't know we had to bring any. thing.

the tree started talking: oh. they are here
a present speaks: let's keep them guessing

((I'm gonna guess BC is in the present and Chompy is in the tree))

(yep)
BC pops out of the present: what up?

Tyler: Hey BC! Umm... when did you get here?
Ezra: I think He snuck in a while back. I've been here for three days prepping for the holiday's

BC: ha! Chompy and i shapeshifted into trees and present while you guys weren't looking for 5. Days. Straight.
Chompy changes from the tree to his origin form: it was funny when you picked us

Ezra:AHH!! now i gotta get a new tree. and present for Ember!

Chompy: the real ones are over there. *points to a tree and present*

Ezra: thank god.

{Valiku glanced out the window} "Now we need a new tree."

BC: they are over there

{Valiku mooved from the sugar and casually pulled Chompy as if he was a string and not a 11000000-33000000 pound creature} "Your helping pick the tree."

Chompy shrugged and lifted the tree and yeeted it perfectly in place

{Valiku let go and headed to the kitchen}

((That settles it. SHE STAYS.)) {From behind Lightstar, Valiku padded in with a sleigh filled with sugar and baking ingredients.} {She sat down next to lightstar's garland.} "Great job on the tree, it looks nice." {Lightstar nodded} "It's oki about the presents, it's about sharing memorys anyway."

the tree started talking: oh. they are here
a present speaks: let's keep them guessing

{Valiku didn't look suprised. Lightstar on the other hand, looked terrifyed.} "OH DEAR GOD THE TREES CURESED!!" {Lightstar hid behind valiku}

Tree: ok. let's reveal ourselves. they are scared
Present: ugh. FIIIIINE.....
the tree and present reveal to be Chompy and BC
BC: don't worry, the real tree and presents are intact

{Lightstar tried to act dignifyed} "I wasn't scared." {Valiku rolled her eyes and trotted to her sleigh, pulling out chocolate, sugar, and a couple other things.}

BC: OOOH! Sugar!
Chompy: BC. what did i say about sugar?

{Valiku shook her head} "You can't eat it. I'm using it for baking"

BC: darn

Ezra: that's true. anyway. thanks for coming guys. Senee's in the kitchen cooking something. she won't let me in though.

{Valiku perked up} "I'll try and see if i can help."

"Long time no see!" Ember greeted his friends normally, as if he didn't just break down a door.

BC: what's up, dragonbreath? merry feastivus! that's plant for merry christmas

Ember nodded, "Fun factoid." He then proceeded to pat his head. "Call me 'dragonbreath' again and I'll actually use my dragon breath on you."

BC: hey, isn't this a time for exchanging presents and love, not blows

“The plant is right”

Kento then arrives.
Kento: am i late?

“No!”

{Valiku happily nodded as Electra and Lunarfall came through the doorframe}

this will start on Monday.
takes place after The events of mythic wasteland
Basically a reunion Event for the holidays
Takes place I guess at Ezra's makeshift Fort
(a good time for me and Luniex to drop hidden lore since it takes place in the future.)
Only characters that have been submitted and used up to today can be here.
Please remember that all goals have been done and the forest looks normal and beautiful.
no bio sheet needed

*Joins as soon as it's monday*

How far in the future, exactly?

After everything happens. theres no exact date. it could be any time really. i't possibly could be this year. or 10 years in the future. we don't know. (but you can hint on it.)

BC: yoo! what up!!
Chompy: i am here as well

luno:I gotta bring my bro!

wait. luno's in the mythic wasteland

Hmm.

Hey

Someone knocked on the door

((How bout we continue.. up here.))

Charon was sitting next to Valiku, and Revan was sitting on Aliza, before he jumped off her shoulder, and ran to Kiran. (did I spell that right?) "Merry Cripness!"

((Yep.))
((Finally i’m not ignored... it’s so hard having this disorder.))
“How many of you have nintendo switches?”

((Whats your disorder? I can tell you one of mine, if you want.))

Revan shook his head, "Whats that?"

((I actually already told you... dialupdude has it too.))
“A game console.”

((Sorry, I dont think I saw it...))

reran still looked confused. "Whats a gaim con-soul?"

Ember stepped in, "Something bad that causes addiction it's not good for you now let's go." He pulled on Revan's arm

Revan looked up at him and nodded, jumping up so he could be carried by Ember.

Ember mouthed to Kiran, "I'm sorry." before actually saying, "Wanna join us?"

“IN WHAT?”

"Snowball fighting," Ember pointed outside. "Unless you're scared." He smirked.

“I’M READY FOR FUN! *dual snowball cannons come out the back*

That same someone knocked on the door again

Then they knocked on the door again, harder. As if they were tired of being ignored, they broke down the door.
"And THAT, Revan. Is how you break down a door."
It was Ember, followed by Revan and Alizia.

((Why would you teach an up and coming murderer that skill?!))

((*shrugs*))

Ezra: sorry dude i was coming. Um.. merry cristmas. I was Complaining about a tree.

Aliza, who was carrying Revan on her shoulder, looked over at Ezra. (IDK how much farther into the future this is, but lets just say Revan is still 6, or maybe 7.) Revan jumped onto Ember, "Thats cool! Thanks dad!" he said, before going onto the floor, and hugging Ezras leg. "Happy Crispness!" he told him.

((Yey you”re back! Any reason you were offline over the weekend?))

((Ugh, yeah, but I dont wanna talk about it...))

((Surgery))

Aliza looked behind her, "What?! Hes as great, well mannered, sweet, kind, loving, non-violent as his mother, isisnt he?!"

"Of course he is!" Ember kissed his wife on the cheek

((Wow, Ember actually made a good decision-))

Aliza smiled and blushed a bit. "Aw, thank you~" she said, kissing him back.

M looked at revan. He was silent.

Revan stared back at M too. "Merry Crispness?"

M smiled.

Ezra: great were going back to this leg thing. (rubbs Revans leg) Hey squirt, how you been?

Revan nuzzles him, "Ive been good!"

Ezra: "Merry Crispness" to you too.
Tyler: atleast he didn't say christmas.
Ezra: what's wrong with christmas
Tessy: I though we already told you.
Ezra: enlighten me again then.
Tyler: This man names Nicholas, or humans call him, santa Claus, Kidnapped my people and forced them to use magic to make toys and deliver them. by the way, sorry if i ruined christmas for you revan

Revan fell onto the floor, now sad. "...I dont like this anymore..." he said, making Aliza punch Tyler in the face. "great, now you made him sad!" she snarled at him.

Tyler: geez. I thought you only Hit Ezra, and I thought he just winned becuase he was a wimp, but no (rubs jaw) that actually hurt. (turns to revan) Sorry Revan, I didn't mean to make you sad. It's just me and Tessy don't like it becuase he was mean to us. but that doesn't mean you have to not like it. after all he delievers presents to All the good boys and girls. and i'm pretty sure your a good boy. (turns to Alizia) right?

Aliza snorts, "Hes just like me!"

Ember was behind Alizia, shaking his head violently.

Tyler: I'm getting mixed messages?

((Umm... the one ur thinking of has a "U" in it.))

R/cursedcomments

((Tell me about it.
"can you don't"))

((well, Im the one who taught Who_Cares that.... a horrible division, I know, but yeah.))

((What did I do?))
((What is an Alaska? Luniex did it too))

((BAKED Alaska. Its a dessert made with Ice cream, and topped with meringue. You bake it for a minute or 2 (the meringue, I mean-) its good. I make it sometimes for my cousins.))

T h a t m e a n s i t s w o r k i n g

T H E H E L L

*maniacal laughing*

((Auto fill got me, leave me alone-))

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"Merry Christmas!" Ember stopped and sniffed the air, "I smell something, something good."

Senee: (from kitchen) thanks!
Ezra: ah... hows my favorite dragon, Dimi goddess, demon/angle family. you guys look nice today.
Tyler: Yeah. sadly Twilight can't come. She's Busy in Somewhere called SCAD. Disgusting place to be but she says that she can get a nice job after she goes there.

Revan ran back to Aliza, who promptly put him back on her shoulder. "Twilight? Man... no offense, but if more people came, it would be a full house!" she laughed to herself, while Revan looked at her curiously. "Like poker?" Aliza shook her head. "Nevermind." she put Revan down, and he ran to Senee in the kitchen. "Merry or Happy Cripsness, Auntie Senee!"

Senee: Thanks kiddo. Hey revan, wanna taste my apple pie, and tell me how it is?

Revan nodded, his blue eyes shining. "Yes please! Yes yes yes! Sweets!"

Senee handed Revan a bite of her apple pie.
Senee: what do ya think? (whispers) and just in case you mom wouldn't let ya have sweets, don't tell her. (winks)

Revan was on the floor, crying a bit cuz Tyler. He opened his mouth and ate the pie, wiping his eyes. "Ish sho goof!" he said through a full mouth. Wiping crumbs off his face, he hugged her, and smiled. "Thanks Senee!"

{Valiku nodded with a smile.} "Thank you."

Charon smiled. "Good to know that we can both do something together." he said, patting her head. "Hm....how bout a pumpkin, pecan and apple pie?"

{Valiku showed him the book, which had a resipe for a chocolate, raspberry chesecake with Baked Alaska} "I was thinking of this one two.}

Charon looked amazed, "Oh, how about this?!" he said, pointing to raspberry and white choclate chip cookies, and some peanut butter and honey cookies. (Some personal recipes, dont mind me-)) "You wanna do the cookies, the cheesecake and the baked Alaska?"

((Alaska?))

Senee: no problem. any way... Kento, did you get that thing I asked you yet.
Kento: yeah yeah yeah. I have it in my bag. just let me know when your ready. K.
Senee: K

Revan looked up at her, "Whats the super-secret-thing?"

Senee: You'll see later. You just um... I don't know what you can do.

"Hello Charon," {Valiku greeted.} "Nice to see you again, how are you?"

Charon nodded his head. "Im doing great! How are you?" he looked around, "Wheres Lunar, Light and Electra?"

{Valiku nodded and begain pulling out some of the ingerdiants required.}

Charon went next to her, and started helping her out. He put some eggs and flour on the table, and yelled out to everyone: "DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY ALLERGIES?"

{Valiku pointed to the window, where Light, Electra, And lunarfall were in a snowball fight, Lunarfall loseing by the considerable margin.}

Charon looked at Lunarfall thought the window, and laughed at them. "Pfft- youre not gonna play?"

"Speaking of more people, where's Charon?" Ember looked around

((It a really hard icecream desert.))

Thats when he made his appearance. He poked his head through the door, and looked at it, as t was clearly broken down. "Wh-who broke into the place?!" he said, before going to Ember. "Heya!"

{Valiku shook her head.} "A little later, i'm going to bake something."

Charon sat next to her, "Oh, I can help!"

“I hope i’ll help.”

{Valiku flickered her tail at Embers direction before flipping through a cook book.}

Charon gets a flashback. "Oh....h-h-hi V-valiku!"

((You were the one that told me to write smut of them))
((It was only a joke but oh well-))
((I made it already))

((Cheez I swear if Revan-))
((Yes, I know, you made me laugh and Im semi-mad at you for that-))
((...Send it too me-))

Ember walked over to Charon, "Hey, you okay?"

Upon hearing his voice, Charon choked, "What?! I mean no?! I mean yes! N-nevermind!" he said, going to Valiku.

"TO STUFF LIKE PEANUTS?" {Valiku added}

((I told you, I don't have it right now))

((Oh, I see....but send it to me. I want to see what kind of horrible abomination of...does this count as fan-fanction? you can make.))

Ember looked perplexed, he took a moment to think about the facts and smiled.
"She's more aggressive in there than in battle," Ember whispered before walking off.

((a r e y o u t r y I n g t o k i l l C h a r o n v i a d i s g u s t ?))

Charon wanted to die. "I hate this, shes my friend! Youre my friend! I dont want to think about you guys....oh god..."

((Okay))
((Just a warning: there is a lot of no no stuff))
((A LOT))

((Just please, let me participate. I don’t want to have to make 100000 comments for nothing again.))

((I can handle it. Really, I can. Ive been with the girls at 'summer camp'))

((Ah yes, "summer camp"))
((Kinky, horny, and disgusting yet strangely arousing))

((Not really disgusting, its more like...theyre descriptive. Really descriptive...they have no sense of censorship.))

But Ember was already with his family, "Hey, Revan. Wanna go and have a snowball fight?"

Revan ran back to Ember. "If youre willing to lose, yeah!"

"Hey!" Ember shook his hand. He looked back at the door, "Oh yeah, probably should fix that." He used a spell to repair it.

Charon snorted, "I should've known-" he said, laughing to himself, before hugging Ember really quick. "Ey, come on, we're practically family by now."

((This is a very weird conversation to have in public))

((True, true. Thats why we're not gonna CONTINUE it.))

Ember nodded, "Anyone can become family if they've been through what we have." He looked to the kitchen, "I'll go grab some pie for Revan."
Revan pulled on Charon's pant leg. "Uncle Charon!"

((R e v a n i s i n 5 d i f f r e n t p l a c e s p l e a s e I m b e g g i n g y o u c h i l l -))

Charon looked down, saw Revan, and threw high up in the air before catching him. "Hey Rev!" he said, hugging him. "Hows my favorite nephew?!" Revan laughed. "Im your ONLY nephew!" Charon put him down and adjusted his glasses, "All the more reason to love you! Besides, Aliza is my only friend (with kids)" ((LMAO Charon has no other friends-)) "So I have to protect you!"

Ember smiled, "You're on, kid!"

Revan sprints outside, Aliza following. "Im with Revan!" she said, using her telekinesis to make a snowball. "Eat snow!" she said, throwing it at Embers face. Revan smiled, and snuck behind him, and hit the back of his head with a snowball,

((I T ' S B E C A U S E H E ' S T O O P R E C I O U S E V E R Y O N E W A N T S H I M))
((But yeah I'll stop until he's free

((Nah, its fine. Keep going! I mean, I really like Revan so-))

Revan looked at Charon, "I have a question."
Charon looked back, "Yeah, what is it?"
Revan whispered into Charon's ear, in such a way even Ember couldn't hear.
"Sometimes, I wake up late and hear noises coming from Mama and Papa's room."

((THAT MAY BE SUGGESTIVE YOU KNOW))

((*******I n h a l e s-********))

Charon choked, "Um...what kind of noises...?" he whispered back so Ember couldn't hear.

"Weird, long noises. Like the ones I make when I get sick. Sometimes they say each other's names, but... weird. Oh yeah, near the end they start clapping for something."

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((Cheez, CHARON IS THE INNOCENT ONE! AND NOW REVAN-))

Charon coughed, "When that happens.... you try and fall back asleep. As soon as possible. And you dont tell nobody, not even your parents." he said, giving him a nervous glance.

((I'm dying-))

Revan nodded and jumped off Charon and back to his parents. "Thank you Uncle Charon!"

((I hate you, youre lewding my OCs indirectly- Alright, as a deputy of the lewdlice, youre under arrest!))

Charon looked a bit sick, and nodded. "O-of course!" he said, patting his head and smiling at him, before letting him run off. Revan jumped onto Aliza, making her put him on her shoulder.