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The Mythic Wasteland: Part nine

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((Should I start the rp with Marlon?))
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((Yeah))
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((Okay, I’ve made us a new thread.))
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((Yup))
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((New thread))
Marlon; So are you gonna show me or what? My Beautiful ass has been waiting for you to tell me for a long time!
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CHARON LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA HAVE ANOTHER PANIC ATTACK, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?!"
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Marlon; Yeesh man take a chill pill.
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{Valiku snarled loudly her eyes once again in anger mode} "No one cares about your ass o wise one! Your here! The spring, The Wasteland, and whatever the heck else your looking for is here! HERE!" {Lunarfall looked like she would die of fear as Valiku calmed down} "Call me mean however you like."
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Charon pulled Lunarfall onto his lap with Electra, "...youre not mean, just scary. You remind me of Aliza."
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((Lunarfall and Electra's new job: Therapy pets)) {Valiku looked up at the sun directly without sqinting} "I had to be in order to lead an army."
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((Y e s))

Charon huffed, "Well, youre not anymore."
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{Valiku nodded as the sword continued it's sun measuring} "True, but you should always keep valuable skills such as that." {Lunarfall growled} "Valuable? You just tramatize everyone."
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Charon snorted, "Im living proof of that."
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{Lunarfall nodded, gaining confidence.} "Thats right. Never do anything to help, pretend your a hero, 'save the day', your still the same as 20000 years ago!"
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Charon looked at her then Valiku, "...I think...Im missing something here...."
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{Valiku stopped sun-gazing and padded over to lunarfall, who tried to look brave but was shuddering from fear. Valiku gave a chuckle.} "Your a lot braver than from back then."
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Charon pulled Lunarfall closer to him, "Yeah, she is. A lot more than you."
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{Valiku continued her sun-gazing} "Your right in a way. I'm a lot diffrent from that time..."{She gave a small laugh} "I'm a lot softer."
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Charon growled at her, "I dont want to know what you were like, then."
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{Valiku then stood up and padded in a certain direction.} "Ember is closest to here, we continue on this path and we'll see him in a couple of minuets."
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Charon stood up, carrying Electra on his shoulder, and Lunarfall in his arms. "...lead the way."
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M shuddered from fear.
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{Valiku kept staring at the sun and the sword began to move swiftly in the air, though it hit nobody. She muttered some words and the sword moved a bit slower}
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Marlon said under hi breath
Marlon; Stupid cat bitch being mean to me...
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{Valiku suddenly turned from Revan petting her, her sword next to his neck.} "Dont call me a female dog. don't call me a cat."
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“Can I call you a fox?”
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{Valiku sighed.} "That's as close as any of you are going to get."
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“Close enough.”
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{Valiku flickered her ear before turning back to Revan.}
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((Imma go ahead and make a new thread.))
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Marlon the thought;"My God these people are tense. At this rate i'll never get to the springs"
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Marlon then sighed and walked away.
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{Valiku looked up from Revan and glanced at Marlon.} "Hey. You. Where are you going?"
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Marlon; There's no point in stayin' here. I'd just be wasting time.
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{Valiku gestured with her tail.} "Come join us. Their's no point in going alone. Just don't call me a b**tch anymore."
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Marlon; Are you finished yet?
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{Valiku's eyes narrowed} "Silence." ((I should make Valiku nicer lol))
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((Pleiz))
Marlon was in silence.
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((no-no, I like Valiku like this))
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Charon snapped over to her, "YOU were the one who did that?! When my mom was still with me, we saw all the damage and....oh gods....The only reason I can control it is cuz all the mages gave me all the power over the water...."
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{Valiku Placed her massive paw on his back, nearly making him fall.} "Stop crying. There is another way."
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Marlon looked at Valiku with a sorrowful face
Marlon; What is it?
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Charon stopped him, "IF YOU TELL EM WHAT YOU WANT, I CAN TAKE YOU!"
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Marlon looked scared
Marlon; Fine, fine i'll tell you, i'm looking for the Panacea springs!
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Charon loked over at him, "Oh....you mean the ones with the water that can cure any aliment or injury?"
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Marlon; Yeah just please take me there. I've seen alotta shit but this is crazy!
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Charon tried to calm him down. "Woah woah, first of, stop cursing, please." he said, gesturing to Revan. "We have a child present. And....the springs were destroyed and taken over long ago....sorry."
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Marlon looked at Charon and laughed
Marlon; Haha you're funny. Don't lie to me, They say the springs have more water than the ocean. I almost died plenty of times trying to come here, there must be some.
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{Valiku blinked then nodded} "OOOHHH....That was one of the first places I took."
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Charon looked fearful, "Ah, Im sorry sir, but....Im the only one with any access left to it....Im sorry." he said, making water appear from the ground. "The water was long since destroyed....and this is all thats left."
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Marlon's face changed from laughter to bloodthirsty malicious anger.
Marlon; You stole all of it? You greedy some of a BITCH!
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Marlon then thought"Wait if the Springs are destroyed then I could just take him with me!"
Marlon; Sorry for sayin' that.... You said you're the only one who has access to it?
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Revan covers his arm and shook his head. "D-dont remind me.... please. Thats bad...."
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Charon held his hands up, "N-no! Im the one who owns it, so I can give you some of you really want it!"
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Marlon; Chill man Chill. If that's the case how about you come with me to Dahngrest?
I need it to heal somebody.
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Charon nodded, "Yeah....my mother is a mage....she and the other mags thought it would be best if I took control of it.....given that I can control water and all...."
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Marlon; Good we have a deal then. I'll lead the way.
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Charon shifted uncomfortably. "I dont feel comftorble giving water like that to people I dont know.... it can do bad things in the wrong hands....."
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Marlon then looked at Charon in a demanding way
Marlon; GOOD WE HAVE A DEAL THEN! I " L L L E A D T H E W A Y !
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Marlon;I thought that you liked to help people. Even people you don't know. My hometown Dahngrest is going through a vicious virus epidemic that's gonna wipe the whole town!
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Charon stepped back, "N-no! I-I never consented to this! H-help!"
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Charon shook his head, "I do, but Ive never heard of it. Now let me go please!"
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Marlon;My whole town is on the brink of death, but your not gonna help because you never heard of IT?
Marlon then knelt down and started crying
Marlon; PLEAsE! I'm so F**kin tired of people I love Dying!! Please !!!!!!
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"It's a place called the Dreamer's Crystal. Have you heard of it?"
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Marlon wiped his Face
Marlon; I've read of it in the Alchemist Guide to Alchemy. It's the Crystal equivalent of the panacea Springs.
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Charon was having a moral dellimia, "...If you can.... prove that this plague is happening.... I'll help you.....Im sorry, but I got tricked before, so I got to be cautions..."
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{Valiku stood up, and then suddenly struck the ground with her sword, the blade cleanly cutting through.} "We'll be there at nightfall."
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{Valiku nodded.} "Right. It's not to far from here, I should know
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"Could you point me to where it is?"
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{Valiku sighed, still in her dangeous mood.} "I did bad things back then."
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{Valiku stood up, and then suddenly struck the ground with her sword, the blade cleanly cutting through.} "We'll be there at nightfall."
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Marlon; Thanks. You might be mean on the outside but your kind in the inside.
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Charon followed him, "I-Im sorry! Th-the water is more effective so.... we can go to the springs right now...." he said, giving himself up. "Its better if we get it directly....so we can leave for the spring ruins right now..."
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Marlon the looked at Charon in disgust
Marlon; i thought you said the springs were destroyed
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"Some water is there.... just not in abundance....its in the cracks." he said, lifting his hand, making water come out from the ground. "Unless you can do this."
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Marlon looks at Charon with Amazement
Marlon; You're really good at Alchemy, where's you're transmutation circle ?
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Charon shook his head, "Im just....born with magic infused into me. I can do this naturally."
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Marlon; Nice,Do you know what Mantra is?
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BC came from behind him: yo. you're new to this, aren't you?
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Marlon leaps away from BC, and takes his sword out
Marlon; Stay away from me Plant! Or do you wanna be my Lunch?
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“He’s gonna be no one’s lunch.”
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Marlon; If he gets close to me, He will be.
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He then starts singing “close to me” by sabrepulse
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“CLOOOOOSE TO ME!”
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Charon shook his head, "No, sorry, I dont...."
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Marlon; Mantra is the cosmic energy that radiates through us. It reacts through emotion. Us Alchemist use Mantra to manipulate matter to our every whim.
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Marlon; It gives us the power to do stuff like this.
Marlon's Finger tips catch on blue fire
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Charon looked in the distance, "I didn't know that....all I know is that Im my mothers son, and thats why I can use magic....though when I am mad my magic is stronger...."
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BC: *pulls out coconut gun* try me
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“IF HE SHOOTS YA, IT’S GONNA HURT!”
he kicks virus away from him.
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Marlon; You ok Purple guy?
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*Takes out saber
Marlon; I will try you, but i'll need something to drink with my lunch
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BC whistles and Chompy waks behind BC
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“WELL WHAT DO YA THINK?!”
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{Valiku had a look of mild suprise.} "Thank you."
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