The Mythic Wasteland- Part 8

oooh. cools

GOODBOYODOGGOHOWTHEPUPPYBEENIHAVENTSEENYOUINAEONS

*happy plant noises* sorry i haven't been on the mythic wasteland for a while. other stuff that needed taking came of

*dumps a bucket of good water* here boi!

*happy happy plant noises*

Does chompy want some too?

No he's good. a bucket of water won't do much for a deity

*Sits down and waves* Hoiya

*happy plant noises* hi! i'm a puppy plant now

Noise *Pets*

OMGSOCUTEAAAAA

Name: Valiku
Gender: Female
Age: 30000 (I think the oldest character)
Personality: honset and faithful, entergetic but calm, though she has a dark and cynical side. Determined and stubborn.
Other: Valiku is a light creature, like Lightstar, but has traces of a metal beast (Her armor, which is part of her body). When lunarfall was younger, Valiku saved her from death. Lunarfall dislikes her for this. Valiku was once a battle genral for an army that nearly destroyed that land, but she refused to do this in the end. She has lots of years of expereance behind her belt (Or wings), and she can use magic to swing the sword she has with deadly presision.

(Note: She's a rebio of valikri) Accepted.

wow just with this information she may be bumped to S tier when the list gets an update.

((Oldest in this rp that is.))

((I think just oldest out of the group))

((Ye))

((This reminds me of part two when lunarfall and ember were argueing))

((Ah.. memories))

((Yeah, nice memories. I like to read through them))

((I like to do this for research and for fun all the time. part of the reason it takes me a while to respond sometimes.
like now, I'm reading to see if any of you guys might have dropped some hidden lore))

((MaYbE i did for the witch.))

((yeah, I was kinda suspicious about her?))

imgflip.com/i/3imfxk ((Part nine))

((really? I might try that when I have free time))

((Really? Even I do it sometimes.))

((Never really crossed my mind to do that...))

((Why not? It feels like common sense.))

((Well then I have a chattering lack of it))

((I will freaking tear your intestines out.))

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((Ya should))

imgflip.com/i/3imfxk ((Part nine))

((Darkain and Ethania were literally the creators of humankind))

yeah that is true.

((I mean I have an oc older than mankind itself))

((Among other things))

((new thread for everyone in the cave with Orn))
So long story short...
Everyone made it to the castle safely! and Charon clung on to Emilia for dear life. The whole time.

Orn: we should be safe in here.
Tessy: THAT'S IT!!
Ezra: what's It?
Tessy: you guys remember how I can Read minds.
Kento: you can.
Tessy: long story short... I can. well if I can read minds then I could transmit my thoughts to Alizia and Then she could talk to me through her thoughts.
Tyler: that won't work her brain activity is low.
Tessy: that's were senee comes in. she can kick start her brain enough where she can think. yet still safely unconsios.
Senee: fine. but how do you know it'll work.
Tessy: I did it on my boy friend while he slept. you just need to put Alizia in a sleeping state.
Emilia: Why do we do this.
Tessy: one, YOU don't do anything. Second, so we can figure out what's wrong with Alizia.

Charon was holding Aliza again. "Um.... well.... shes kind of a light sleeper.... footsteps could wake her up.... so odds are she would wake up right now if she was able too..."

{Lightstar gave a conserned nod, seemingly starting to get over the shock of death} "We can't just stay here though..." {Charna nodded} "We have to be quiet. VERY quiet," {She hissed}

Charon nodded, "And... we should restrain her if we can... do we have any runsetones or soething>"

Kento: nope. I think Ember, not saying I don't trust him, might have grabbed one of mine.
Tessy: Kento!
Kento: Tessy!
Tessy: you know moon magic right.
Kento: yes, that's part of being a fire-shadow Hybrid dragon.
Tessy: correct me if I'm wrong, but that can keep a person asleep. use it on Alizia so she doesn't wake up while Senee does her magic to make her sleep.
Tyler: hmmm... that's so crazy it might work
Emilia: she's so crazy it won't work.
Tyler: shut up kitty!!

"Hey, she might be crazy, but shes still my friend!" Charon snapped at Emilia. "Dont talk about her like that!"

A robot was in the cave somewhere, defending itself from valkeri.

((She isn't introduced yet)) {Lightstar growled at what sounded like metal on stone} "Someone's here... With a weapon."

((Turn around about a new view, bring about the fear inside you, make a storm of tears and anger, nevermind, dont worry bout me, weve disposed of our contention, do our best to avoid attention, just accept the things you know, well maybe so.....wait, what is going on here? Im a little out of sorts. Ive been contemplating, facillices and things that scare me, why not try to let go? Ive been feeling out of order, Im allowing change so, take a good look this is me, this is what Ive come to be..this is what I come. To. Be.

((Are you guys singing a song?))

((Yes, we”re singing the chattering lack of common sense))

Oh what the hell should I do?
Ive been feeling out of order
Ive been sorta noticing
fallacies and things that see me
surely you've always known, Im a little out of sorts,
first impressions reborn!

((A very good song, I might add))

((Look away cause we forgot
The apathy that's tied in knots))

Hearing our every though-
ahahahahahahahaha {Lmaoooooo}

Moving along, dancing along, playing along
I am
Waiting for it, preparing it, looking for it
I am
Feeling around, messing around, looking at you
I am
Laughing a lot, losing a lot, looking at you
I am

This is what i’ve come to be
This is what I shouldn’t be
This is what I wanna be

(((Did I sing that right?)))

((IT’S A GODLY SONG!))

Its alright.

Emilia: *hiss* I was talking about the Elf girl.
Tyler: Still, Don't talk about any of them like that! I don't know what got into you but You really need to stop Making fun of everyone and Actually do something to help
Emilia: I would, but miss bossy-and-in-control can't think of a role for me.
Tyler: then help by keeping your whiskers shut!
Emilia: I'll just help by leaving!
Emilia walked out of the cave and went outside and just as she did that the rain started beating harder. she changed her mind and turned around.
Emilia: (she grumbled) when it stops raining.

Charon snickered at her, "Awww, the wittle bitty kitty cat is afraid of rain~?" he teased her, laughing some more.

Kiran made a confused face.

Dio then makes a MENACING pose.
DIo; I AM Amazi-
Then he looks at kiran
Dio; What the hell are you?

Tyler: that's my question could you both leave to the river.

“OH ME? I’M JUST A..”
He hides in and comes out as a dragon
“DRAGON!”

Kento: no (turns into his dragon form) I'm a dragon, you're a robot. who do you work for, and do you know a Guy that looks like him (points to Tyler) but isn't him. or a guy named Darian.

{Lightstar glared, on edge from the footsteps she thought she heard} "Did you?"

“NO.”

{Lunarfall gave a sudden jolt as she saw a flash of gold, blue, and red} "WHO SAW THAT?" {Charna shook her head} "Saw what?" {Lunarfall gave a growl}

((EVERY DAY IS JUST PRETEND {picking names, repeating faces} EVERYTHING IS SHOW AND TELL AND THINGS ARE PLAYED OFF SOMEWHAT WELL, HOLDING HANDS WE'RE RATHER BORED, NOTHING LINES UP ANYMORE!!!))

((I could never understand
How first impressions go unplanned
Everybody hides their face
How could I have noticed?
Nonetheless, we're all the same
There's many things from where we came
Show a smile, we're rather bored
Nothing lines up anymore))

A sample from my parody, the Chattering Lack of AdSense:
Everything is show and tell
My audience has taught me well
Scrolling down you're rather bored
I'm not recommended anymore...

((Are you ok?))

((Kento has dark grey skin, but close enough))
Kento: then what business do you have with us.

((There.))
“WELL, IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, I’M ALSO A DRAGON, BUT PLACED IN A ROBOTIC BODY. A CYBORG, MORE ALIKE. I REMEMBER YOU. FROM 1457!”

((ooh! Charon showing some backbone!))

((Charon the master roaster))

((Its very rare, but he can stand up for himself sometimes.))

((Awesome!! This is the perfect time to introduce DIO, but i'm still waiting for Nebulix to accept my new OC))

((D O I T))

Emilia: (mocking) Aww... the little Mage child is afraid of falling and had to Cling on to me like a Koala. (normal) SHUT UP! cat's hate water, it's not that I'm scared but, my magic is weakened in the water.

Charon snicker, and ran water over his nose, healing it. "Pfft- you started it, sis." he said, grabbing his bow, kicking her and doing a backflip to get away from her. "I dont start fights, but I sure do see them through."

Emilia Summoned a Khopesh (an Egyptian sword [and my 5th favorite sword]) the handle was lined in gold and the hilt was a ruby.
Emilia: I Will tear you apart and then some.
Emilia Charged toward Charon and PInned him against a wall and becuase a Khopesh is Bent it was Around Charon's neck and Touching the wall.
Emilia: Drop your weapon and I won't

"Oh, youre on." he said, glaring at her. In a fast he had ice spears knock the blade away, and he did a backflip, and multiplied himself. "timing half." he said, slowing everything down. "can you handle THIS though?" he said, sending boing water at her.

Emilia turned to a cheeta so when she walks it's close to her speed in normal time she leaped onto Charon Pinning him down.
Emilia: I think I can!

((Is it ok if I get Seth in on the fun?))

"ENOUGH!" Ember blocked the water, it only hurt a little because of his heat
Charon was shocked, "Ember! How can you?"
"I met your mother, she taught me a few things."

Charon put Alizia down, and made a wave of water come from outside to inside the cave, though he made it only hit Emilia. "Aw, you mean like that? My bad."

Emilia stood up and Punched Charon in the nose and made it bleed.
Emilia: (grabs Charon's shirt) Listen, Don't ever do anything like that again or your nose won't be the only thing bleeding.

((Is it ok if I get Seth in on the fun?))

Just then, a huge purple lightning bolt struck the ground near Charon, and Seth Meltzer came out with a vicious glare.
Seth; You LIAR........
He then dashes towards him

((I never met a sword enthusiast before...))

((I M A B L A D E E N T H U S I A S T))

(( yeah, I fancy any type of sword and know how to properly use a lot of them. and I'm sure I could name a lot of swords and Mono, can Tell you about them, so could I))

Charons eyes went glassy. "..."

"We are allies," Ember spoke in a authoritative voice, "and allies do NOT try and kill each other!" He walked closer to Charon, "I honestly expected better from you. Do you know how much she talks about you? How good she described you?"

Charon started crying. Not sobbing, really, but tears started running down his face. "THEN WHY DIDNT SHE COME BACK?! YES, I KNOW BETTER, BUT SHE STARTED IT!"

"No... forget allies..." Ember shook his head. "We're friends. All of us."

Dio;All of you!! Shut the hell up!
A man in a stylish outfit comes out yelling.
Dio; Do you fools mind?

Kiran:”I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU.”

Kento stares at Tyler and then back to Dio, then back to Tyler, then Back to Dio.
Kento: This guy sounds lame. Orn, could you ask him to leave, and if he says no can we drown him in the water he claims to be.
Orn: if he says no I will gladly help you. Excuse me, Dio, your trespassing and if you don't leave that river outside will be your permanent home. Please Go Home. it's for your own good.

Dio; HOW DARE YOU!! First then you insult me, then you claim this is your territory!
Dio unsheathes his blade.
Dio; You Bastards are gonna die, in the worst way possible.

Dio; I have the power to control The world!!! Don't you get it? You'll only be digging your own casket.

Tyler pulls out his sword and LIghts it ablaze.
Tyler: you're claiming you're a god then. LIE! we know most of the gods. and the rest we never met but still know their names. there's Darkain, Ethania, Skylar, Marroneth, Olivia, Surnamin, And, Elrain
Senee: and I'm a Demi-god, so is the unconscious girl.
Ezra: and me, I'm a demon. your nothing impressive, especially since we fought a god.
Emilia: (tuned away from Charon) but lost
Tyler: SHUT UP!

Dio looks at Tyler's sword
Dio;Impressive, you can manipulate your life energy too
Dio then generates a golden aura around him, breaking pieces of the ground

Dio then dashes towards the group.
Dio;You thought that you could control your fate! But then I came, DIO!!!!

Tyler: No, Elves don't possess magic, they can only use magic objects or learn spells, they just take magic from other objects and right now, I'm using you to fuel my sword.
Tyler ran Up to Dio And Cut a burning Gash in his arm.

However, It turned out that the clone was a clone made out of string, and set on fire.
Dio; It's disgusting how you underestimate me.

Kiran flew behind deo and scorched him.

It turned out that the clone was a clone made out of string again.
Dio; Did you really think that I would come towards you guys without thinking that you were powerful? I sensed all of your life energies from a mile away.

Tyler draws his sword
Tyler: who the hell are you, and why are you here.
Orn: This cave doesn't belong to you. it belongs to my uncle Ith. Begone!
Kento: I say we give him 10 seconds to talk and we blast him.

“I GOT IT READY.”

Dio; Who am I?
I am the flowing water in the river
I AM the wind that gives you air
I AM the fire that gives you warmth
How dare you say that this belongs to your uncle, this cave belongs to me.
Why?Because I..................AM...........DIO

Dio then looks at kento
Dio;Lay one finger on me, and I will Break every bone, pop every ligament, stab every artery in your body!

{Lightstar sighed} "Wait guys... lets-" {She paused, crouching}

Kiran let out a robotic roar and torched him again.

"I wish I could tell you, Charon... but an oath is an oath...." Ember turned his attention to Alizia.

Aliza giggled, and slashed at him, "Why are you like this...?" she sighed. "Just die already... or give me the kid, at least." Revan shook and ran to the corner, "...please dont.."

Ember dodged the knife, "Alizia, you know I love you, but I can't just let you kill a child like that."

Kiran did nor understand a thing and hid inside the metal box shell.