One day a dutiful father was returning home from a long day at work when he was stopped at the front door by his clearly upset wife. "Look at what I found under Johnny's mattress!" she cried as she thrust the latest edition of The Leather Journal into his hands.
The man put down his briefcase and slowly began to thumb through the magazine, occasionally looking up at his wife but never saying a word. Finally he closed the magazine, handed it back to his wife, picked up his briefcase and continued to walk inside.
"Wait!" cried his upset wife. "What are we going to do about this?"
The husband stopped and sighed. "Well, I don't think we should spank him."