I FINALLY FOUND IT...AFTER 15 YEARS.. THE TITLE TO MY BIKE; YOU WOULD HAVE FOUND IT A LOT SOONER, IF YOU'D EVER CLEAN OUT THAT OFFICE; NOW I CAN SELL THAT OLD BIKE AND MAKE SOME MONEY! THAT'S NOT A TITLE, THAT'S A LETTER TO SANTA YOU WROTE 15 YEARS AGO! NOW YOU'RE ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST!
