Family can't be beat. (happy stomach growling noises)

wut? (slightly scared plant noises)

There, there. I only eat steak.

YAY! (happy watered plant noises)

CHEEZ STOP TRYING TO EAT MY DOG
Although you ARE asian so....

What makes this better is that I'm Chinese

I know please stop trying to eat BC hes my dog-
I love you otoutosan, but this is where I draw the line-

Don't worry I don't actually eat dogs or cats
That's just wrong

Unlike me *pulls out salad fork*

Stay away from him. you don’t want to be toasted by momma ray dragon, do you?

No one should be grilled and toasted.

unless you eat bc.

They'd have a horrible stomach ache but we'll protect our plant.

Also, i can’t tell if you or peeweepierre is my online father.

Peewee is the single fun uncle that tells Uncle Jokes

so you’re my internet father?

What no I'm a virgin

oops i meant to send that to sydneyb.

I F O U N D T H E S O U R C E

*looks at self*
I'm afraid that is too late, dear uncle

Don't you believe in redemption, nef?

We'll get you through it, dear nephew.

is it true you’re my online father?

I'm not sure but I see a resemblance... son.

Hey!!! I'll stick that fork in yer eye.

Which eye?
Wait I shouldn't be asking that-
PLEASE DON'T I LOVE MY EYES

I'm against visual impairment, so I'll let it pass. But... didn't I see you talking about being a pirate?

Nani when?

Tell a gen X geezer what that means.

Nani is "What" in Ramen Language, I used it because I'm a hopeless weeb.
So basically: "What, when?"

Ahhhh, thx. I missed the anime stuff. Hell, I've never seen Sponge Bob.

You cheeky bugger. I've seen images and memes but never seen an episode.

Your logic fails you here.

O L D I M A G E

YOURE TRYING TO EAT BC
WHO IS IN A DOG FORM
HMMMMMMMMMM

I SWEAR
ALL I WANTED TO SAY WAS THAT I EAT HEALTHY UNLIKE UNCLE SYD
*EATS THE SALAD I MADE FOR MYSELF*

don’t eat him, uncle (or dad, IDK)