Arrested Development Husband and wife for the same crime

Figures his ultimate undoing will be who I nominated for the 2024 GOP candidate for their ever-lowering bar for President.

I mean, honestly, I could be the GOP 2024 candidate. I don't believe in anything they stand for but that doesn't seem to matter anymore. Just be like "Antithesis 2024 - You Don't Want The Dems To Win, Do You?"

But if you notice, the Republican trend has been towards ever decreasing IQs and ever increasing rates of noticeable mental discombobulations (except for GHW Bush Sr, who was a blip on the levels as set by Nixon > Ford > Reagan on that trajectory).
So, alas, you do not qualify to even attend their campaign rallies.

That's OK. I'll make my slogan "I'm unqualified to even attend your campaign rallies." I'll shoot straight to the top of the polls.

But you would have to sustain a continuous imitation of a borderline IQ and senility without sounding like a parody.
Then again, these dolts ARE parodies themselves.

It's not a million miles from what I do now.

I see. Plus the Trumpites 'believe' that Trump is merely pretending to be stupid. Part of his trap for the Deep State swamp.

Oh yeah, the theory that he's playing super-chess and he's thought 245 moves ahead.

I'll vote for him myself if he can even name all the chess pieces spelled right in a tweet.

His manglking of the English language is "code" to his minions.

I'd vote for him if he can tell the difference between a chess and a checker board.

Checkers was the dog, right?

WAS.