Maybe you just haven't made good friends on the internet. In my experience, the best friends, no matter the place, often start with very poor first impressions. Not that this counts. We've actually met before. You've already commented on a few of my memes. Very positively. Thank you.
You may not be too bright, but your mouth is smart and your heart is in the right place. So, I'm sure you'll figure it out. Keep fightin' the good fight. See ya around, kid.