Hilarious! I teach my wife and daughters to defend themselves. My wife owns the most expensive gun in the house (a very custom compact 1911 in .45 ACP). She ain't afraid of anything, and I don't have to worry about my wife when she's out by herself - because she has 7 friends tucked in her waistband just waiting to tear a gaping hole in the person dumb enough to mess with her.
A real man empowers the women in his life.