RADICAL FEMINISM; "SMART" "STRONG" & "INDEPENDENT" UNTIL THINGS BECOME A LITTLE DIFFICULT, THEN THEY BECOME A BLUBBERING SACK OF SMEARED MASCARA, STUFFING THEIR FACES IN FRONT OF A TV SET WITH HAAGEN DAZ ICE CREAM, AND LEANING ON OTHER "STRONG" AND "INDEPENDENT" WOMEN -; OR AN EFFEMINATE MALE PARTNER, DEMONSTRATING THEY'RE ANYTHING BUT "STRONG" & "INDEPENDENT"