For anyone wondering:
Where is the maurag massage dgdi? (I don't exactly trust Google Translate [not part of the text])
(translating word for word now since Filipino wasn't working) Wake up lungs (i think that's supposed to be "it's") in the back [of the] gregorian mall, (didn't translate) su selah! How many times have I invited you, baby with a discount. Ignore (again didn't translate) ka man.