WANT THE REAL REASON I'M PUSHING IMPEACHMENT? TRY TO FOLLOW ALONG... I DON'T REALLY WANT TRUMP IMPEACHED; AN IMPEACHMENT TRIAL PULLS ALL THE CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS OFF THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL; LEAVING SNEAKY PETE TO GET THE NOMINATION; HE WAS THE ONLY ONE AMBITIOUS ENOUGH (AND STUPID ENOUGH) TO AGREE TO MY TERMS; HE NAMES ILHAN OMAR AND AOC AS HIS CO-VICE PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATES; IT'S THE ONLY WAY I COULD THINK OF TO GET THOSE TWO CRAZY B**CHES OUT OF MY HAIR! YOU KNOW, IT ACTUALLY MAKES MORE SENSE THAN THE REASON THEY'RE GIVING NOW!