Bad pun jr. Not really a pun, but sure is funny. Bwa ha ha ha ha.

Bawk Bawk Bawk r u chicken???

If Toby and My IP match, I delete my acct 4 ever, If Not you delete yours.

Toby, Red, doesn't matter, you're trying too hard

cop out, the mods have "too much to do" lol, I am a mod, it takes 2 secs...

"Trying too hard" if it gets rid of a wuss like you, its worth the 2secs to type..

Plus I am getting paid as we speak so..;)

Look, I dont care your alt is toby, run with it. Have fun with it. I could care a less. It's 9:16, guess I'll get out of bed now

I dont have an alt, why would I? whats the point? to get more submissions? you can do them as anon right? plus I dont use all my submissions anyway? so what good reason other than someone like Tarrissa/kalina/greenmist who gets canned by imigflip to come back..

I just like f**kin with ya. Apparently I have a have half a dozen alts too. Whatever, like you said, whats the point.

exactly, whats the point? there is no benefit

Like I said the only reason I can think of would be if you wanted get more submissions
and/or if Imageflip deleted your acct.

Octavia has been keeping good track of purgeboys alts, I assume PB does it because they ban him?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaw you guys are so cute! you have no idea what the groyper war is about but at least you're trying

and god knows you're very trying! :p

The "you guyz" have no idea what you're going on about,
And neither do you.

Drugs not good, mkay?

i love how you explained how you know what you're memeing about ;)

Golly, I don't know what to say [blushes in sarcasm], but I do appreciate you gushing with the sentiment.

hug > kiss > marriage > divorce > bye bye

She did? That is fabulous. I just heard a quick story on the ruckus, gotta find it with them details now.

HAA! She fits right in with the Trumps.
That here is a pleasant as I could find pic of her. I used to watch Red Eye, and she was on a lot. Looks so mean and fake, like she'd bite her granny's poodle's leg for the giggles.
Even an honest meanypants like SE Cupp who used to be on it too was funny and had her twisted charm. Andrew Breitbart who also came on was hilarious. Others would make you laugh. But Guilfoyle, ugh, gave me the chills.

She is one scary lookin chick, lemme tell ya, and I know scary chicks. Wasnt sure if you'd get the other guilfoyle reference, a character on Silicone Valley, a self absorbed terrible dick, I thought it was funny. The S E Cupp chicks pretty cute tho, I don't know much about her, I just pronounce her name C Cupp, cuz a: I'm immature that way and b: saying S E makes no sense to me. Now that judge Pirerro or whatever chick, what a f**kin train wreck that woman is, now that woman probably did eat her granny and used the poodle as asswipe. I'm glad I don't get those channels anymore.

No, not familiar with the Silicone Valley thing, and most jokes zip past my head round here!

Short for Sarah Elizabeth. I didn't know for a couple years!
They had viewers emailing or leaving phn messages thinking the same C-Cup thing, especially since her heaving bosom (no bra then) was most noticeable.
She had this snarky laugh, a devious glint, and Andrew Levy from the show said of her since they used to go to bars after the show that she was a cold, cold person. But she was a charmer. Kinda like Nat but with brains and actual wit.

Ugh, Judge Pirro rerun of the day followed Red Eye, and every single one was this rant about Obama with a "AND THIS PRESIDENT..." by her 3rd sentence. every. single. one. How they even let her out in public, let alone give her a show, I don't know. She makes the rest of the Fox Reich Wingers look normal. The remote was my friend.

The chick I was just dating for a bit was cold and indifferent with no filter. I like strong independant women but she was nasty at times, very opinionated. We lasted 6 weeks, then she went to Borneo for two weeks and when she came back, I thought I would miss her, 3 days after she was back we were done. Now I can't go to my favourite watering hole on fridays after 5.

She's looking for you there? Bhitches, man.

It's kinda hard, and seems not logical, but I always advise fellas never to listen to music you like or go to your fave places with a gf, because when it ends, you can't do that anymore. I mean, listening to Christina Aguilera sucks, but better than ruining your fave music memories.

WHOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE! Thanksgiving (that's an American holiday) Dimby angrily projecting!

Sheesh, are you working your way down the weeks to post your face meme? Will you hit 3 wks by Sunday, Saul/Paul's day of rest?

Carry on, this pleases me.

Did you find some "rando" "unrelevant" thing to whine about for a "milenia"?
Hope that didn't take too much time out of your busy work schedule.

tl;dr

Wait, did my eyes catch something about "some of us having jobs?" Who is this "us," the voices rattling in the drum you call your head?
Pretty sure the Sitka 'Creosote' chopping business is kinda on even more hold over there in Alberta, 'SoCal' than it is when things were warmer and you still where on this site 23 hrs pr/day.

Enjoy your Douglas Fir needle stuffed ptarmigan, faker.

WHOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE! Timbertriggered?

Notice how I never reply to anything you say past the 1st line, except like this time when what on the 2nd line caught my eye? Yeah, that.

You repeat yourself all the time, and you say exactly what I prompt you to say. There is no need to [re]read it.
But do continue to think otherwise and post me another tome to prove it. That alone makes triggering you worth it.
Unless you're gonna cut back like when I chided you for your 4:1 replies to mine, wimp?

Carry on. Hope I'm not cutting toooooooo much into your 'job' time. *wink*

no, the best part was when you made a meme about something you don't understand

cute that you tried tho' ;)

Anybody want a Bad Pun jr. template? Have at 'er