I wonder if there's actually been a pig dick festival in the history of mankind. Google seems to say there hasn't. I could be the first person to put on a pig dick festival, which would make me a f**king pioneer.
I guess there just isn’t a large enough number of people who are open about being into pig dicks, for a festival to be considered 😆
Sometimes doing something first is not a good thing, like the inventors of soggy biscuit for example. But pioneer away sir! 😀
I think you grossly underestimate the allure of the pig dick, sir! When I'm big and on top of the pig dick festival scene, just ask for me and i'll get you in the door, gratis.
I don’t underestimate the allure of anything to people having seen what some enjoy doing, now we have access to the internet lol. I’ll be sure to periodically google pig dick festival to see if there are any updates 😝